Corvus: So what's for dinner?
Vulkan: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Corvus: ...
Corvus: Is it soup?
Vulkan: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Corvus: Please, enough with the soup puns.
Vulkan: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Corvus: STOP!
*One hour later*
Corvus: It's fucking tacos?!












