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Corvus: So what's for dinner?

Vulkan: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Corvus: ...

Corvus: Is it soup?

Vulkan: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Corvus: Please, enough with the soup puns.

Vulkan: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Corvus: STOP!

*One hour later*

Corvus: It's fucking tacos?!

the-punforgiven

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

whetstonefires

so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny

his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it's not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord

his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

nucleariguana

there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

petterwass

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

christ-chan-official

Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll