Cheese and Whiskers

21, [redacted] and [redacted] ;) certifiably [redacted]

[yaoiandcakecrumbs]

i want alchohol so i can stop being sad and angry

[guabiju]

Tumblr sexy man of the year if you people weren't cowards

[mari3tt3dubs]

Donna Noble just thinking about you makes me feel feral

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[mari3tt3dubs]

Dan and Phik you are a social experiment! You were so right. And the outcome will never be a happy audience. ii had a hypothesis and fuck we played right into it's hands ten years later. No matter how interactive those introverts get, we always find something to blame them for.

[mari3tt3dubs]

Dan and Phik you are a social experiment! You were so right. And the outcome will never be a happy audience. ii had a hypothesis and fuck we played right into it's hands ten years later. No matter how interactive those introverts get, we always find something to blame them for.

[mari3tt3dubs]

Not to sound like a parasocial freak or anything, but the dichotomy in a lot of phannies i've seen recently being pretty much summed up to a sliding scale of /neg to /pos of their public perception (except the slider is broken) is really funny?? As a new phannie (literally started like 6 months ago) it's so interesting to see people either being like omg do they know we know? Omg Dan pretending to be [this]- Phil fighting to let his inner [that] shine but it's exclusively to disregard things that Dan/Phil have stated? Like to say we think you're lying and we're laughing at you for it? [You think you can keep something from us?] And on the other end people criticising new content as if they know Dan and Phil better than anyone and have exclusive rights to determine what's "real" or not and they're owed Dan and Phil™ organically, or else Dan and Phil™ are failing to provide.

The entire point in this whole phase is that they're open and they have their boundaries, and whatever they're willing to share with us is up to them. It's their content. It's their life. It's their story. Let them write it and butt out. If you don't like the direction they're taking because they don't exist in an untouched Gay-British-bubble and they're people who are aware of the world and have lives, go rewatch 2016 videos. Fml

[mari3tt3dubs]

Dan and Phil's stance on this is outrageous! - what? I mean- they didn't say that, but they made a joke 3 months ago at timestamp 21.34 and never expounded on or redacted it- i know i asked for more unfiltered content but- no but they need to be perfect you don't understand!!! I need 10000% genuine dan and phil the way i imagined them and i want it now.

[mari3tt3dubs]

Not to sound like a parasocial freak or anything, but the dichotomy in a lot of phannies i've seen recently being pretty much summed up to a sliding scale of /neg to /pos of their public perception (except the slider is broken) is really funny?? As a new phannie (literally started like 6 months ago) it's so interesting to see people either being like omg do they know we know? Omg Dan pretending to be [this]- Phil fighting to let his inner [that] shine but it's exclusively to disregard things that Dan/Phil have stated? As if to say we think you're lying and we're laughing at you for it? [You think you can keep something from us? We ARE involved. PERSONALLY.] And on the other end people criticising new content as if they know Dan and Phil better than anyone and have exclusive rights to determine what's "real" or not and they're owed Dan and Phil™ organically, or else Dan and Phil™ are failing to provide. Too much editing or not the right jokes or not the way you would've made your sims do it.

The entire point in this whole phase is that they're open and they have their boundaries, and whatever they're willing to share with us is up to them. It's their content. It's their life. It's their story. Let them write it and butt out. If you don't like the direction they're taking because they don't exist in an untouched Gay-British-bubble and they're people who are aware of the world and have lives, go rewatch 2016 videos. Literally made a whole stage show about this parasocial shit and it's still happening 10 years later. Fml

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[rainydaydecaf]

I never saw people say stuff like this enough when I was a teenager, so I’m saying it now.

I’m in my mid-thirties and I have never had sex. I’ve thought about it and could have had one or two opportunities if I put in more effort, but I always decided against it because I just wasn’t into it at the time.

I can safely say that I do not feel I have missed out on anything. I was perfectly capable, by myself, of learning about my own body and boundaries without anyone else there to muddy the waters. The immense pressure that was there in my teens/twenties to Have Sex Just Do It is basically gone. I’m vibing. I’ve got my routine by myself in bed that I enjoy, and that’s enough for me.

And in the unlikely event that I ever decide to have sex with someone in the future, I don’t feel at all like I’m lacking some essential Knowledge or Skill that would “make it good” for someone else. I fully expect to ask my partner out loud what they like and to receive an answer clearly communicated and to relax and have fun. And if it’s a disappointing experience, I’m fine with that too. It is what it is.

Sex is just not that big of a deal. I suspected it as a teen, and I’m more sure of it now. It’s fine to have it or not have it. It’s whatever.

[hayleighisawesome]

Not dan still sagging so fucking hard 16 years later

[thatpumpkinmf]

DANIEL

MY GUY

LOCK IN YOU'RE ON CAMERA

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[virgoos]

sub this dom that. what if they are both completely chained to their devotion to each other. they’re rendered powerless by it. nobody is driving the bus.

[yesterdayiwrote]

The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they're all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people's work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped...

Don't copy and paste anyone's AO3 work into third party websites, you're not the good guys in this situation?

[zaziki1412]

Reblog cause FACTS