yee

and sometimes. haw.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

When you realize Nestle is taking away a natural resource and only giving it back with a price, and that all bottled drink companies do that, and it’s as ridiculous as selling air but people see it as normal to commodify natural resources

[organizedstudy]

Someone who’s my friend: actually verbally says we are friends or tell me they enjoy being with me

Me: this is literally the best moment of my life and I will cherish this in secret forever

[hentired]

As much as I love cinema I've never seen a graphic sex scene that made me think "yeah that was necessary, the movie really needed that to be good"

[criticalrole-incorrectquotes]

“Be the reason why you are haunted. go someplace forbidden, read something in a dead language, straight up fuck a demon.”

-mollymauk

[curlymcclain]

my absolute favorite corner of tumblr are those original cats the musical stans who are furious with the cats film because of the homophobic implications of not having rum tug tugger and mister mistoffeles be in love

[curlymcclain]

[curlymcclain]

[unholy-guts]

parents be like “i know my erratic anger is terrifying and traumatizing to you but you going to your room to feel safe is making me feel like shit”

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

it makes me so so angry knowing how terribly buzzfeed treats their employees and knowing that they are most definitely way underpaying ryan and shane for the amount viewership they’ve brought in with unsolved and how they’re absolutely going to fuck them over and make it so that if they ever want to leave buzzfeed they can’t take any part of the unsolved brand with them and will have to start from scratch. It’s so frustrating to see this happening in real time because ryan created buzzfeed unsolved as his own series that he has personally put so much hard work into from the start and made sure to make a QUALITY show and that’s why it has become so popular. He does so much research and writing work and also stars and voices almost every episode and he’s put so much of himself into it from day 1 that unsolved truly could not and can not exist without ryan bergara. And that’s why it makes me so nervous to see how bf has tried to branch out the “unsolved” brand in a bunch of weird unrelated directions, the number one reason being to capitalize on the unsolved name to get more views on other videos, but also to tie unsolved to buzzfeed as a specifically buzzfeed property rather than ryan’s property. Keep in mind that the “buzzfeed unsolved network” was launched just mere WEEKS before the try guys launched their own independent channel after leaving buzzfeed. I know this sounds like a tinfoil hat thing and that there are bigger problems in the world but to me it’s just so grossly obvious that after the try guys left buzzfeed and were able to successfully buy their own brand from bf to be independent creators, and ended up taking a huge fanbase with them, buzzfeed wanted to make sure that NEVER happened again and so have started trying to make “unsolved” a bigger buzzfeed brand (like tasty) that ryan and shane could never possibly buy for themselves and go independent with. And it’s also just so embarrassing the type of lazy content they’ve added to the channel to branch out and make it a buzzfeed brand. Like, look at this shit

almost everything on the unsolved network channel other than buzzfeed unsolved is clearly quickly-made, clickbait content with no other goals than getting more views and subscribers for the channel. They’ve also started posting stuff that is way more exploitative than anything that’s ever been on buzzfeed unsolved and is just trying to piggyback off the general popularity of the “conspiracy theory” genre and weird serial killer fandom stuff on youtube

anyway i know this is a long rant with 0 purpose other to say fuck buzzfeed and i just really hope ryan and shane are able to leave one day and take the really cool series they’ve created with them 

[teamrock-it]

They did leave!! Theyre starting their own youtube series and company!!

[nemesisvariant]

Spread the word, fuck buzzfeed, get these guys the viewership they deserve

[puffsaddy]

it’s a nigga at your girl job laughing at all her jokes you said was corny.

[puffsaddy]

ya girl like him..she think he would make a good friend..they exchange numbers you just clueless.

[puffsaddy]

he don’t like the same people she don’t like at work.. he texting her gifs and jordan crying memes..she love texting him he text back so fast unlike you.

[puffsaddy]

she go out with her coworkers after work to get a drink like always.. but this time she invite him.. he just so funny.. everybody like him you at home losing in 2k.

[puffsaddy]

you text her “wya it’s getting late”.. she look at your text like 🙄 because she don’t want the fun to stop…she think nobody see her..HE see’s her tho..he always see’s her.

[puffsaddy]

she get home and y'all get into a big argument.. she go to work the next day still upset..he notices and asks her what’s wrong..she say nothing she tryna walk away… he grabs her hand and looks her in the eyes…“what’s wrong?” ya girl just break down in his arms and crying all in the break room.

[puffsaddy]

a week go by yall still being distant..yall watching daredevil..well she not paying attention she on Instagram..he text her “you watching Love & Hip Hop? lol”.. he seem so perfect.

[puffsaddy]

she keep smiling in her phone..you ask her whats so funny? you snatch her phone and see his name.. she got him saved as “Rick 😂🙃💼” your stomach just start hurting.

[puffsaddy]

she tell you he’s just a friend from work..she putting it all on you saying you been real insecure lately.. you yelling and holding back tears..ya nose start running..Rick just texted her a link to the new Beyonce song.

[puffsaddy]

you text the group chat..“we need to get up this weekend..#savagelife” whole week yall not talking..you go out that friday night and don’t tell her.. you waiting for her to blow up your phone just so you can ignore her call..but she don’t call.. you start drinking everything.

[puffsaddy]

ya homies all hype and having a good time dancing n shit.. you sitting down tho by the window looking at the stars..all you can think about is Rick 😂🙃💼 blowing your queen back out.. you start thinking you overreacted..she wouldn’t do that..ya phone vibrate..“i dont think this is working out..”

[puffsaddy]

you call her and she not answering.. she drunk text back “im at Dave & Busters wth my co-wokrrs yhd”…. she been asking for y'all to go to Dave & Busters for a minute now.. you think it was her idea..but nah…it was Ricks.. ya limbs just collapse…meanwhile Rick just got ya queen a big polar bear with all the tickets he won.

[puffsaddy]

you gotta find out who Rick is.. you looking at ya girl likes on instagram..searching for rick..you lookin..lookin…you find him finally..click on his profile and see this bullshit

you just start throwin up everwhere.

[puffsaddy]

she come home tipsy..you ask her why she tryna throw everything away for this nigga.. she sighs.. then responds..“i just haven’t been happy..and this has nothing to do with Ricky he’s just my friend from work” ……Ricky? ..you throw up again.

[puffsaddy]

you tell her this is all stupid.. ask her if things can just go back to how they were.. you making promises to get yall back to how it was that first summer..she start crying you start crying..yall start kissing and touching.. you put ya hand up her skirt to take her panties off but they not there..ya stomach start milly rocking.

[puffsaddy]

you mad now..Rick fucking ya life up..she tell you she never where panties with this skirt but you ain’t tryna hear that shit.. you ask “where Ricky live” ya voice breaking cuz you hurt..she say “im not gonna tell you, you need to calm down” but…how she know where he live? a tear start falling but you catch it.

[puffsaddy]

you real mad now.. she tell you she only know because he couldn’t drive home and her friend dropped him off.. you ask her where he live again.. she ask you “why..what you gonna do?” you start putting ya du-rag on and picking up ya keys off the dresser.. she say “baby Rick is 6'5” you start taking ya du-rag off and you place ya keys back on the dresser how they was.

[puffsaddy]

you not being a bitch tho..you tell her you just gonna whoop his ass tomorrow.. you realize you been drinking crying and throwing up all night so you dehydrated and malnourished and you think it’d prolly be smarter if you ate something and got a good nights sleep before you battle a starting small forward for your queen. you not being a bitch tho on mama you not.

[bruisepoking-archive]

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

[bruisepoking-archive]

me when i was fifteen: oh i am just a deeply evil and destructive being and someday i will be punished for my crimes. also the only song that matters is sail by awolnation. *sits quietly in bed and does not do my homework.*

[catchymemes]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[rainboflg]

Bitch cold cocked a SEAL…

[pkslider]

Pros of living alone at a theme park:

I can listen to music as loud as I want and no one is around to care

There’s a pre-installed alarm system that works well

No one gets mad if I take too long to do the dishes (except me at myself

Cons of living alone at a theme park:

a lot of things like this exist hidden within a 50 yard radius of where I sleep

[campbell-soup]

why are you living alone in a theme park are you trying to get yourself killed

[homonormative]

[tonyglowheart]

GUYS I’M FCKN SCREAMING

[xenosagaepisodeone]

was on board with the ‘feral unhinged woman’ thing until I found out you ladies just meant being some kind of pagan/catholic hybrid and having meltdowns in front of cashiers -_-

[svenskjavel]

[phantomofthehoepera]

[blacktwitterfunny]

[beesmygod]

did you know you can review tsa checkpoints on yelp for some reason

[thyrell]

some of yall really need to learn how to pick up heavy equipment

[thyrell]

when lifting heavy objects always bend at the knees, never at the back. let your legs do the work to avoid hypertension

[thyrell]

straight people can reblog this

[lifeofcynch]

thank you bro