Greetings, dear people, I have indeed been brought back to life with BO6 coming out soon
I checked my inbox and saw a lot of compliments and requests for 141 and, surprisingly, for Cold War as well which pleases me I must say
Right now I'm getting into uni so a busy month is ahead but expect some more Adler and Mason ;) you know who you are ;) and thank you all for so much support I definitely did not expect to get on my hcs!!! <333
Love ya and see ya soon I hope ;) <3
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He prefers keeping it professional so he would never date a woman that works with him
In his free time he tends to approach a stunning woman he sees sitting alone at a bar. He's respectful and would only aim for single girls (even though he can definitely steal bitches-)
He would make cheeky jokes about his ex-wife, spontaneously letting you know he's single as well
He prefers his girl loyal and respectful because that's all he is. He also doesnโt like envious women
His way of flirting is very casual. He can "rizz you up" without even trying, make your cheeks glow bright red with a single sentence
He's quite experienced and definitely knows what he's doing. He doesn't mind age gaps as long as they're legal
I would say he's quite picky actually. He goes for the looks, elegant or unique, independent, anything that can tell him that you're sticking out in a way
He's very good at reading people so with merely a small talk he can tell if you're worth his time or no, if you're, how he likes to say, "just a pretty face"
As your partner he's very old school and passionate
Doesnโt mind if youโre just a housewife, thatโs kinda his jam anyway
He likes using nicknames such as โdoll faceโ, โsweetieโ and the classic American husband one: โhoneyโ
He would strictly keep you out of his work, not keeping you informed at all. He would claim the only thing you should know is if he's alive or not
On longer, more serious missions you two could end up out of contact for weeks just because his job requires so (which might cause arguments just like with his ex-wife)
He loves when he comes home after a hard day and you greet him with warm dinner. He would always reward you for that
He likes buying you stuff, nothing too expensive but still not affordable for everyone. He just loves spoiling you
Perhaps he would think about marriage a bit too quickly. He's a divorced (traditional) middle aged man after all, he would love to put a ring on you to mark a new fresh start and leave everything he has with his ex-wife behind
He isn't crazy about having children but wouldn't mind becoming a family man. Nevertheless, it is not that easy considering his job so the agreement on forming a family might take time (only if you want kids that is. If not, no forcing)
In bed he likes taking it slowly. He's very passionate and likes making it hot and intense
Taking his sweet sweet time, showing you all experience he's got, somewhat edging you the whole time would always make you arch your back and grab onto his hair in heavy overstimulation every time
He likes oral, prefers rather giving than receiving. Itโs crazy what his tongue can do
Loves womenโs breasts. Doesnโt matter what size, he just loves them in general, his favorite part to kiss (and collarbone and shoulders)
He prefers missionary so he can kiss you all over and have a proper look at you. He always whispers how good and tight you feel around him or: "You're taking it so well, sweetie", "That's my sweet girl"
He also likes the spooning position where he gets to hold your leg up
He especially loves doing the "exhausting" cowgirl when he's already drained your battery with a heated session of rough thrusts. He'd just lay back, smoke his cigarette and enjoy the view of your legs trembling while struggling to ride his girthy cock
"Come on, honey, just a little longer" he'd encourage you with a sly smile on his face
He loves when you moan his name or just Adler. Considering that's what they call him at work, it would really get him going, making him feel dominant
When you'd moan his last name he would grab a fistful of your hair, grope you tighter and go rougher, perhaps leave a couple of hickeys on your neck, breasts and collarbone
Sometimes he likes bending you over his office desk and make you take it from behind as he'd, as usual, smoke a cigar while giving you backshots
He would grab your chin or hair, making you look at him over his shoulder. He loves seeing your uncontrollable expressions of pleasure while hitting your g-spot over and over again, telling you how beautiful you look
He never pulls out. If you're having unprotected sex, he loves looking at his hot sperm leaking out of your gapping, pulsing pussy (excuse my language)
He would make sure you're clean and comfortable after, always keeping your limp body in his arms while smoking yet another for complete pleasure. That cigarette after sex is like a cherry on top for him
Speaking of being clean, he's a king of hygiene. His hair is always shiny and soft, his clothes always fresh out the closet and, of course, an expensive cologne is a must
He has very strong body and facial hair so his beard grows back quickly. When he's at home he always takes care of it, every third or fourth night a soothing smell of aftershave fills your nostrils
It's difficult for him to be 100% precise considering his deep facial scars so sometimes he cuts himself by accident. He loves when you take care of the small cuts
Speaking of which, you're the only one he allows to touch his scar. He loves when you kiss it and admire it
He's a fan of beauty marks, especially if you have any on your face. He will kiss all of them, maybe even count them for fun
He loves playing with your hair, brushing it, braiding it, anything really. He thinks women's most beautiful (physical) features are their hair and smile (also loves when women wear strong lipsticks, red is his favorite color)
If you wear glasses, expect him to buy you bunch of expensive frames. Glasses are his passion, he would even buy you sunglasses to match his
Big fan of jewelry, especially necklaces and earrings. On a mission in another country, when he'd walk past a jewelry shop, he would always stop and take a look
He's a nightmare for every jewelry shop because he is picky and he will make the employees turn the whole thing upside down, trying to find a perfect piece for you
"Honey, I'm home! And I brought you something~" would be the well known greet whenever he comes home from a long mission
He might be a reserved man but that isn't stopping him from putting his job aside just for a little while and treat you with honesty and passion
In fact, he fears something will happen to you if anyone finds out you're his s/o. He's secretly very paranoid he's putting you in danger by just having you in his life
"Hermosa, Rudy's and my most noticeable feature is our accent! So is every Mexican's. It's unique, it's feisty and we proudly wear it." Alejandro said enthusiastically."
Actually Alejandro, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one, your most notciable feature is deffinetly your forehead...
HELPP okay i was having some thoughts again today and i somehow went to video games, so how about a reader whoโs playing with the guys and itโs like a cod game yk? except readerโs ability in these games r a littleโฆ questionable as they throw a grenade instead of being stealthy
Feminine terms ahead such as: love, lass, sweetheart
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Soap would probably be the one getting the whole crew to play CoD-like video games.
Alejandro and Soap would be the most feisty ones, yelling and swearing as Rudy and Gaz would try to calm them down. The classic, two hot heads and two men with good self control.
Simon would just sit there and observe and criticize everyone's abilities while Price would do the same or just have a good o' dad laugh.
You wanting to play would be very intriguing for everyone though:
''Come 'ere luv, show us what you've got." Simon would encourage you as Soap would tug at your arm, "C'mon, lass! C'mooon!" narrowing you to sit between him and Simon.
Their broad bodies, especially their thick thighs would trap you as theyโd manspread widely, squeezing you. They would tease you on how you hold the controller even if you're holding it properly lmao.
While playing, all of them would criticize your choice of maneuvering and shout at you, making you feel as if you're actually on a battlefield lmao giving you PTSD.
Gaz being a sweetheart would start feeling bad and actually help you- or at least... try to help you before Simon gets jealous and gives him a death stare, silently warning him not to get any closer to you.
"Alright, luv. That's enough of muckin' around. Watch and learn." Simon would say as he'd wrap his arms around you so he'd hold the controller with you, his fingers on top of yours. His heavy body odor hitting your nostrils in short waves. It emanated heat but it wasnโt the scent of sweat, it just brought heaviness onto your chest. You'd hear his breathing, feeling it tickling your ear as he'd concentrate and become your personal mentor lmao.
He would slowly start letting go of your hands and let you do the work on your own.
"Snipe him, snipe him. There ya go. That's right, luv. You're doin' great." he'd praise you as everyone in the room would probably watch your cheeks turn red lmao.
You'd probably get challenged to play against some of them. Simon would stay close to you and whisper into your ear what to do, secretly tutoring. His whispers sending shivers down your spine istg. When they'd notice you're literally rocking it they'd get all fussy, accusing you both of cheating.
Simon would have a good laugh and pet your head.
"Don't listen to 'em, sweethear'. You did great."
WHY DID I MAKE IT SO SPICY BETWEEN SIMON AND THE READER DAYUUUUM
iโm thinking abt dad!kรถnig omg. i came across this video last year where this girl was showing text messages with her european dadโhis english wasnโt the best and thatโs what made them so funny! i canโt find the video but imagine kรถnig being like that with his daughter, their text messages would look something like this:
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ: Do not bring that boy back in the house.
read at 12:37 pm.
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ: Come eat
read at 3:45 pm, august 6th.
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ: Come eat
read at 10:30 am, august 8th.
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ: Clean
read at 7:41 pm, august 21st.
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ: What did you spend on apple card
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ: What is $76.89!????
read at 7:41 pm, august 21st.
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LMAOOOOOOO
Considering he's in his 40s (from what I've heard- or late 30s?), this is so good hahahaha he would probably be a single dad too
And when you come back home he starts scolding you, mixing Austrian and English, telling you how you spend money on stupid stuff.
When you show him you bought a nice pair of shoes or idk a piece of jewelry he'd be like:
"...ah. Oke. Zhis is... Zhis is nice actually. Ja." and then he'd admire the expensive thing you bought and apologize and call you his beautiful princess and tell you you deserve the world hahahaha
Definitely overprotective and HATES boys. Would scare all of them off, tell you how all of them are stupid, how you need a soldier boyfriend, how he's gonna find you one from his unit and blahblahblahblah hahahaha
And yes, definitely bossy. Will spoil you but will also teach you discipline and manners.
Don't be surprised if you inherit his short fuse lmao
i agree! i knew about it since i was a child as well and i even watched my uncle play the gamesโthough iโm still doing research myself but the stuff iโve been seeingโESPECIALLY on tiktokโฆannoys me to my core. esp the kรถnig hcs. heโs literally a colonel, which takes about 20 yrs to rank up to, less if youโre that damn good. iโm tired of them acting like heโs patrick from spongebob with a gun.
REAL.
I love you so much for this
Welcome to my Tumblr then! Enjoy the bitter sweet taste of reality here hahahaha <3
Also if you need any help with the lore of any CoD game, dm me! I know a lot of good timeline explanation videos on yt <3
iโm OBSESSED with the way you write simon like oh my god, i cannot get eeeeennnnuuuuufffff of that man! ๐ฅน
IโM SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT! <3
I prefer describing all of them as realistically as possible considering Iโm a CoD fan since I was a kid and the new stuff in the fandom isnโt as enjoyable for me personally (thereโs still some REAL good stuff though, art included)
Feel free to drop ideas in my inbox, ask anything luv! <3
watching a very sleep deprived simon riley drop his phone on his faceโand youโre trying so hard not to laugh but the noise he makes when he drops if xkโdkekekslele likeโmmphhhh!!
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These are so random ๐ญ I love it
A phone falling onto his face would be the last straw.
โSโnot funny, luv.โ as heโd just lay there with a phone on his face.
His lip would probably get cut and a bit swollen. It would look sexy though. Heโd make you kiss it so it โheals fasterโ.
He would probably go to sleep after that, itโs enough bs for today lmao
omg but like imagine pushing soapโs buttons. his last one to be specific.
soap is naturally a fluffy - goofy - sunshiney person so i feel like hed really have to be annoyed in order for him to snap like that. like poking his face nonstop, purposely changing the tv channel when heโs watching something, snatching his food out his hand while heโs eatingโฆ
throughout the day, heโll be like โwhy are you acting like this? did i do something wrong? ๐๐ฅบโ
and WAIT. when you guys are sleeping, you put all your limbs over him barely giving him spaceโuntil he finally snaps and flips you over, fucking you senseless (which may or may not have been the plan all along! >:) )
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THE โ>:)โ I CANโT HAHAHAHAHA
Yeah he definitely canโt get mad at his s/o because of such silly stuff considering heโs insufferable too.
He loves being teased because that gives him a green light to tease back.
Of course, at some point, he will get annoyed and have enough which would be a perfect opportunity for a nice session to put your bratty ass in place.
โYou like that? You fuckinโ like that you brat? Hm?โ while giving you backshots, making your cheeks clap and the whole room echo. (kinda cringed myself out with this lmao probably bc I only see mw2 Soap as an annoying older brother)
He doesnโt have a brat taming kink though, he loves when his s/o keeps being a brat, it really gets him going ;)
He would hope you would continue with such behavior and poke a boner out of him so you two could repeat this more often. (he has a high sex drive letโs be honest)
backshots from kรถnig might be a nightmare yโall iโm just saying-
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Agreed.
I donโt like how heโs portrayed in the fandom most of the time. Heโs not really a gentle shy giant.
I see all of them as professional soldiers, especially Kรถnig who's a colonel. Hearing his voice lines in Warzone really gave an impression.
His size and strength is definitely something that can cause problems. I have a feeling he would struggle to control himself, heโs feisty after all.
He can grip on you a little too hard and ram into you a bit harder than you expected, leaving bruises all over your hips and butt (would kiss the bruises later). He will try his best to slow down if you ask him though. He isnโt a sadist, he would never hurt you on purpose.
While providing you with fluffy aftercare he would ask you if he was too rough, if he hurt you etc. He would feel bad if he didnโt make it enjoyable enough for you.
Though if you reassure him you like it rougher, he will not hesitate ;)
Divider owners already tagged in my previous posts, I donโt want to spam them ๐ค
Our culture and history is really rich and the languages are beautiful :) All Slavic countries have similar languages (grammar, a lot of same/similar words, sayings etc)
And to be completely honest, the fact Iโm from an Eastern European country gives a lot of inspiration and fun opportunities for epic plot development for my own CoD AU ;)
