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I'm a lesbian. Single. Don't be afraid to ask me a question, I swear I don't bite. I'm a Pisces, from New York. I post/reblog what I want to. INFP-T

[ruinedchildhood]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[strangetikigod]

[ruinedchildhood]

THE GRINCH WAS REALLY OUT HERE WITH HIS GRUSSY OUT

[magpied-illustration]

[loud] shimp

[fridayindulges]

[collapsedsquid]

Need to deploy some sort of mandatory seminar to IT people, "How to make your security upgrade instructions not look like a phishing email"

[fictionyoubelieve]

one time, my mom told us how an IT person at work had literally asked her to read out her password over the phone, and she was so sure it couldn’t be real that she hung up, walked over to the IT department in a different building, and asked the guy “are you serious?” in person

and unfortunately he was

[homunculus-argument]

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

[miiilowo]

I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

[ashstfu]

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[sean-nojohn]

Bruh I’m too old to be this shy and awkward lmao

[writing-prompt-s]

You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.

[tamamoland]

sounds like a dream job

[charlesoberonn]

But then there’s the other you that knows nothing but work. Every evening they get back home only to black out and it’s morning again, time to go to work.

[charlesoberonn]

Huh…

[aflo]

So you’re telling me there’s a chance

[darlingofdots]

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

[silenthill3moved-deactivated202]

[mihai-florescu]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[demonprincex]

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

[technofeudalism]

modern empath crisis of faith

[macheesmo]