fuck

any pronouns

[fineitsa-dispatch-blog]

I was watching that episode of gmmore where they tried to eat that gargantuan pizza, and I immediately thought of the Z Team having a pizza party <3

[enigmasalad]

Golem could definitely eat that entire pizza himself and I think Phenomaman could at least wipe out half of it but they have to hold off caue it’s considerate.

Mostly everyone is absolutely stuffed, Waterboy is in the nearest bathroom cause he ate more pizza than he’s supposed to have, Roberts going in and out of consciousness cause he hasn’t had this much food in a WHILE, Sonar is resting his head on Malevola’s shoulder as he drools cause Oogh too much pizza, Malevola herself definitely feels like she had too much but she’s patting sonar, Punch up is resting his head in his folded arms on the table, Coupé is the only one who really didn’t go over her limit so she’s okay, Flambae is just spacing out, Prism feels like she can’t even breathe she’s so stuffed, Blazer is encouraging people to take leftovers home PLEASE, Chase is swearing a lot cause “fucking pizza”, and golem and Phen are checking in if anyone wants to take any home cause if not they’re gonna split the rest.

By the end of it they’re all sick of pizza XD

[lio-the-chaotic-nonbeanie-weenie]

But they definitely earned that pizza party. They were the top team and this was their reward XD

[fernandesart]

The few zukka art I've made in one place✨️

[animentality]

[1-800-horrorfilms]

i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

[proboscismonkey]

She is terrified of watermarks

[hollowtones]

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[willgrahamscock]

ignore my boaner 👍

[willgrahamscock]

fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

[lisbonsteresa]

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

[only-cat-memes]

[wiki2world]

Wanted to draw mute assistaff idea for a while .3.

[tecittozz]

tomorrow WHAT

[sugarplum-arches]

She knows 1 (one) pose

[heartsduel]

they got my girl the vampire armand in the poolrooms

[virginiaisforvampires]

The word was given to kill the houselights. And a great inhuman cry swelled in the darkness, rolling up the walls. I could feel it in the floor beneath me. It grew stronger as a grinding electronic buzz announced the connection of “the equipment.” The vibration went through my temples. A layer of skin was being peeled off. I clasped Louis’s arm, gave him a lingering kiss, and then felt him release me.

There must surely have been twice as many blood drinkers now in this ballroom as there had ever been, and I sensed that I had ought to stop having such a marvelous time and return to greeting newcomers as the Prince should. But not before holding Louis for a moment, and then kissing him and telling him low in French that I loved him and always had.

Pardon me.

I'll just be over here.

It's fine.

[theboyfromiwtv]

Eric Bogosian & the cast of The Vampire Lestat for EW cover story:

The person really trying to disassemble Lestat's thoughts and get to, dare he say it, the truth? Daniel. But don't expect the two to have a pleasant chat over coffee. Lestat and Daniel are like when "an irresistible force hits the immovable object," Bogosian says. “The very first time I sat and listened to Louis, it was mesmerizing. There was always this confluence that was happening as we went along and we learned things together. That never happens with Lestat. He considers Daniel an annoyance."

[virginiaisforvampires]

Dear lord....the intimacy. The tenderness.

I just —

I don't even care. Nothing else matters.

*screams*

[sillystigmata]

He loves being a vampire!!!

[endiness]