no such thing as too much funk

“‘Twas my intention, upon leaving mine house this eve, to engage in revelry and merriment, but I now, to speak true, feel at this moment as though I am under siege.”

[memewhore]

[uncahier]

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[transjudas]

I love psychological warfare live on stage! (1982 + 1997)

[the-august-one]

[maidthings]

"im no better than a man" is a thought cisbians should be having whenever they feel compelled to talk down to trans women instead of like. when a girl has boobs.

[pisces-core]

[officialjiggly]

sucking dick is demeaning

[splashes-n-stuff]

De meaning of life 😎

[escuerzoresucitado]

[telepathylove]

in the chillest possible way,

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[iiumz]

[making-friendos]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[tall]

[capacity2]

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

[poolboydivision]

x

[dragongirlsweetie]

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[miamaimania]

One bird, still perched. ⊡ Linen and wool hanging fragment · Egypt, c. 200–642 AD · Royal Ontario Museum, Toronto