High, I’m Barbie!

Smoke Blunt🖕😋🖕Serve Cunt ✨Leap Year Babe ‘96✨

[marijuana-barbie]

If you’re not using a VPN to protect your data then wtf are you even doing? Fuck the government

[marijuana-barbie]

AnonVPN, the world's most private and anonymous VPN service with no registration, no emails, and cryptocurrency payments. Nothing can be tra

[segamascott]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[punkrock-bottom]

If they made an ice pop that was warm and bad they would call it a sludge rod I think

[woodrider]

Penis

[punkrock-bottom]

They would call it a sludge rod I think

[aidashakur]

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[byjove]

“I’ve discovered some new passages of the Bible that say you go to hell if you’re JD Vance and superhell if you are capitalizing off the AI boom.” and the pope is right

[orangejuiced15]

I think there's already enough passages pls stop finding new ones

[enki2]

[kaylmao]

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[princess-of-phyresis]

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

[sparklykitty333]

if you don't worship your pet like it's your own child sent from heaven, I don't wanna know you

[anarchistmemedistro]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[depsidase]

[newlyy]

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.