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theshit4chansays

Graweedy Falls

clyderwasfunwhileitlasted

literally have had this queued for a year

myapogee

lainsim-deactivated20251111

In honor of the holiday

nomisupernova-deactivated202201

Y’all gonna just forget Nichijoint like that?

the-moulting-eidolon

bace-jeleren

This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny

extremelycursedimages-moved

extremely blessed image

stupidpunk

supreme champion…. of my heart

capricciosso

sunny baudelaire could have been thrown into the lion pit and would have emerged victorious tbh

#ksjdksds SUNNY WOULD HAVE BONDED WITH THE LIONS OVER SHARP TEETH AND LOVE OF FOOD #asoue #sunny baudelaire #asoue s2 spoilers

text-mode

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

smolmzd-deactivated20150612

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

undergroundmonorail

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

ayellowbirds

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

dr-archeville

R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

the year is 28AW (after worm) and still we suffer

superfluousspork

Oh, w o r m

skelecola

my cousin is 16 (he was born in 2002) and he was asking me about computers and antivirus programs

and i mentioned “the worm” offhand and he was so incredibly confused he thought i was literally talking about a mythical worm

i had to tell him the entire story about an MIT student who created the worm to measure the internet, but failed to program the virus in a way that your computer couldn’t become infected multiple times at once, so the worm would “eat” your system by essentially taking it over with multiple infections

and honestly i’ve never held his attention that long before, it was like i was telling him about some ancient mythos he never heard before

weakmoves

damn tomorrow is 4/20 y'all about to be annoying

thisiswhymomworries

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

thisiswhymomworries

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)

me, a known gay: a what

thisiswhymomworries

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)

me, an asexual: A WHAT

exomoon

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what

you-looked-at-mysecrets-deactiv

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what

exoskyll

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt

cockyhorror

the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry

me, just harry: a what

paper-backstab

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

paper-backstab

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact

Stop romanticizing home depot

paper-backstab

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

turing-tested

hey so considering the internet worked on the meteor consider the fact that Dave and rose were probably able to see people’s last posts before the earth was destroyed by meteors, and how the internet was probably more or less frozen from that time on. a silent internet, an achive of the destruction of earth, filled with calls for help amid questions as to why this all was happening to them. have a great day!

turing-tested

and not to continue but you ever think about how Dirk and Roxy were able to use the internet as well? how their internet was functionally dead and how every post that would ever be made had finished by then, how they could probably follow the progress of destruction and the archives of how slowly, slowly, dozens by dozens, humans stopped posting to the internet because they had all died out? wild

#hmmm bad #homestuck