Emilie

Someday it'll pass by, it will change. I'll search for it.

[senatortedcruz]

[foxlaren]

someone jerking it to one of your fics is literally the highest honor there is. it's like the pulitzer prize for smut writers

[kaliforhnia]

what that mouth do

complain

[elsaxx19]

Freaky ass creature sohnny jilverhand or smth

[fairycosmos]

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

[blemgoid]

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[kosmogrl]

[patrickbatewoman]

what do you like about girls?

their evil ways

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Your Khajiit companion wondering what the FUCK he's gotten himself into

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i'm not convinced that art only has something to offer us when we personally want to participate in the activities being depicted

[schmergo]

I feel like there’s literally no stronger swear word than when a girl in bonnet in a movie says something like, “But Lady Snapplecap says I cannot until I come of age!” and a dude wearing pants tucked into his boots and an open shirt replies, “DAMN Lady Snapplecap!” with the force of 435 F-bombs

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[empyreal-lore]

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

[bettyrightnow]

if i was a celebrity i would try out all my popular rpf pairings irl to see if you freaks are onto anything

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[disterbia]