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You can ask me anything, i don't bite...promise. (Hello, my name is Mark and this is my blog.)

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If you don't like kids, does that mean you hate babies?

I never said i hate babies, i just can't stand their never ending screeching, whenever i'm out in public. It makes me want to rip off my ears. What i do hate however, are the stupid parents that think just because they were able to rub their pathetic genitals together and create a child, now people are supposed to bow down and give them everything what they want for free? (Some people in my country do this, and it's frustrating to watch them throw a fit 'cause they ain' t getting what they want.) Guess what, Karen? Nothing is for free, doesn't matter if you have an army of kids, or not. Get over yourselves, entitled, ignorant morons.

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"Holder of Braincells" draw the squad by yours truly

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[bugkeeping]

met a very confused bee who thought my pants were a flower

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SOUND ON

[zhe-lazy-fox]

aw confused bee sounds like a chicken XD

[kissaubasard-deactivated2019032]

It is a chicken

[ampervadasz]

Welcome to Alaska !

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i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

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And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

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I will reblog this on my deathbed.

[huggableotter-deactivated202010]

Please let him science 🐧

[mafalda-knew]

This is the purest post on this dumpster fire of a website

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The Tiger Who Came to Tea

Credit:@lupusfilms

Artist: @amandajespersenholm

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it’s back

[the-female-gaymer]

will this never get explained to me???

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what is happening

[pananni]

Explanation:

They are shooting the scene in Desolation of Smaug where Kili and Tauriel are having their first real conversation in the dungeons.

In the scene, they talk about a party happening upstairs (something about the stars, I can’t remember). Legolas is supposed to be seen staring at the two of them in jealousy ‘cause he likes Tauriel.

Orlando, however, chose to make this glorious blooper happen by wearing a party hat and calling them sluts.

[synapsid-taxonomy]

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Am jus

a lil creacher”

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:V

[tasmanienerin]

But have you seen…

BABY?

BABIES?

BABIES!!!

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