The name's Kit

Yes, like Night Rider. Mommy first and foremost. I'm kind of obsessed with my man. Storage auctions and eBay are how I make my moola. Healthy and natural lifestyle advocate; but French Fries are seriously awesome too. I cuss. A lot.

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Everyone forgot it was my birthday today

Including my boyfriend. Who also forgot Mother's Day this year.

And he wonders why I feel he's no longer invested in our relationship.

I could use a shot of tequila, but alas, I gotta be the responsible adult.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“She thought she was independent and strong, but she got one small taste of love and she was hungrier than anyone.”

— Ann Brashares

[bardstardish]

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

[vvitchella]

you were possessed

[cryptiboy]

find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass

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"We painted rocks in school. I made mine Dwayne Johnson."

Why my 9 year old is awesome

[taviacw]

I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. I’m going back to Lyft. It’s more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I would’ve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still won’t return my property.

[blvckgeezus]

So they holding your keys hostage? What kind of shit is that

[xoxochristina75-deactivated2025]

You should be able to contact uber directly not just the driver…but the driver shouldn’t just be holding your stuff…

That’s super fucked up

[taviacw]

@blvckgeezus essentially, yes

@christinaleannaruth I reached out to uber. They know he has my keys but there apparently isn’t anything they can do about him refusing to return them 🤷🏾‍♀️

[thatssoliyahhh]

Is the Uber driver giving an explanation for why he won’t return them?

[taviacw]

When I called him, he yelled at me that he was driving and hung up right after. Uber told me to give it 24 hours to see if he reaches back out.

[taviacw]

@momo-mania I reached back out to uber because the driver is ignoring my calls. They sent him a message. Guess I have to wait another 24 hours.

[taviacw]

Update: I just need to give it another 24 hours.

And Uber doesn’t have a fucking call line, so I guess he gets to keep my motherfucking keys

[taviacw]

[citedsilence]

What kinda fuckery is this?

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

This may be a stupid question but; have you considered contacting the police? Refusing to return your property is as good as theft, surely?

[taviacw]

Nopes. Police only recover keys if its an industrial building. I called non emergency today and they said it would be useless to file a police report. I’ve exhausted every measure. Social media, uber support, the police, all of it. And none of it worked. 😭😭😭

[thelastexhaledangel]

dude won’t even mail them?

[taviacw]

UPDATE 3/16/18

Uber blocked my access to the “help” and “previous trips” tabs in the app. I can no longer reach out to them through the app and - if I hadn’t already screenshotted his info - I’d have no access to my uber drivers name and license plate.

PLEASE switch over to Lyft guys. Uber has made it ridiculously clear that they do not care about the safety and well-being of their riders

[sorry-not-so-sorry]

An Uber driver stole my phone. I got in contact with him a day or two after it happened and he just said “you can get it but only if you come by yourself”. I tried contacting Uber again and again and even reported him…but the nigga still has my old phone. It’s cool though, karma will get him.

[taviacw]

I went in to try and report him and uber had blocked me soooooo 🤷🏾‍♀️ I guess they rock w him. I’ve tried to explain that this man has access to my house and car so many times and I guess they were like “we sure are tired of this bitch…… blocked”

[kanyeshrugtae]

Aw hell nah! that’s some bullshit. I would call Al Sharpton, Help Me Howard, Iyanla Fix My Life, TMZ, shit someone to make this publicly known 🤷🏿‍♀️

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I had an uber driver openly solicited me for sex, after I made a clear refusal. So yeah uber drivers are usually trash

[taviacw]

I dmed the CEO. Wish me luck on a reply y’all.

[taviacw]

Oh hey, my keys are being dropped off at a hub. And all I had to do was reach out for a week straight, contact uber support via social media, have several friends blast them across all of social media, file complaints with the BBB and the AG, dm the CEO, and call their critical emergency number. Thanks for your impeccable customer support, Uber. I will never use your shit service again.

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I tried Uber out, despite my concerns. First driver was really creepy and kept asking me out. Second one stole my Galaxy 6. Which at the time was brand spanking new and worth tons of money. I went right back to cabs. Literally just a dollar more a trip and they have cameras that only the dispatchers can access. Far safer.

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Guyssss....

ANOTHER bar I worked at is going to be on Bar Rescue.

In case you were wondering some of the places I put up with to put food on the table.

I mean, Jesus Christ.

Also feel I should mention this bar owes me money. They stole not only my hourly but my credit card tips.

Maybe this will go well and they can finally pay up. 😂

[dimedog]

“I wish I had the time to do that.”

- me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing

[mossandrock]

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.

[kazu721010]

Chuon Chuon Kim 2 Kindergarten / KIENTRUC O

Photos © Hiroyuki Oki

[beinglivie-deactivated20181101]

“You will never have this day with your children again. Tomorrow they’ll be a little older than they were today. This day is a gift. Breathe & notice. Smell and touch them; study their faces and little feet and pay attention. Relish the charms of the present. Enjoy today. It will be over before you know it.”

— Jen Hatmaker (via adaywithlola)

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After a rough few days in the beginning, Emmy came around to her little sister. She seemed to accept after a week that this little thing was here to stay. Since then she has been fascinated and it melts my heart.

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Bar rescue is at my old work this week

I can't stop laughing.

[buffy-the-slayer]

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Damn, I love him

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Always stealing my food

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[mjalti]

it’s so nasty how much people expect time to heal wounds and wanna show up in ur life like “damn ur still bitter about that” yes u rotten mango own up to what u did or stay gone

[blood-and--bone]

Rotten mango😂😂😂😂

[harryedward]

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7