Suck my dick, I'm an artist.

Hi, I'm Minty. Almost 30ish and mayo white.

[princessbatears]

If you’re over 30 and write and/or read fan fiction, reblog!

[xdesaturate]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

There was the sound of footsteps now and then he entered her field of vision. Mark Jefferson stood in front of her dressed in a bright orange prisoner's outfit, his brown eyes staring at her with an unreadable expression on his face. Four years had passed and age hadn't changed him much. Her photography teacher still looked exactly as she had remembered him in her vivid dreams. And god, his eyes. The way he was looking at her in this very moment. It was as if his brown eyes were dark enough that it became difficult to distinguish between the iris and the pupil. Like twin black holes, sucking in all the light of the small visitor's room. Needless to say he still possessed that dark, enigmatic aura  that made her knees go weak. As if she had that strange impression to be under his spell once again. 

[spicymochi]

flower owl

[qqueenofhades]

Try to have some respect the queen just DIED. It's not like she was evil or anything

And why should I do that for the head of a family that oversaw the British Empire's legendarily brutal concentration camps in colonialist Kenya during the 1952-1960 Mau Mau rebellion, has personally and repeatedly shielded credibly accused rapist Prince Andrew and tried to get the scandal to go away, personally paid Andrew's financial settlement while the family treated Meghan Markle terribly and gave her none of the same protection, exerted a huge amount of control over UK public finances without any transparency or disclosure (while also receiving huge amounts of that money), got to personally edit laws according to her likes and dislikes, enjoyed sweeping legal immunities that are described as a "threat to UK democracy," is the most visible figurehead of British colonialism even as her descendants put on a horribly tone-deaf Caribbean tour (twice in one year!) that was basically about unreconstructed imperial imagery of the kind that is poisoning Britain, while the entire country buys into the fantasy that she is an impartial, uninvolved, kindly and benevolent grandmotherly figure....?

Nah.

[anarchblr]

who's got the Connolly quote?

[hierarchyproblem]

“We will not blame him for the crimes of his ancestors if he relinquishes the royal rights of his ancestors; but as long as he claims their rights, by virtue of descent, then, by virtue of descent, he must shoulder the responsibility for their crimes.”

[kissingwookiees]

whatthefuckever & go fuck yourselfie + bonus how do you do fellow kids

[roadhogsbigbelly]

have you ever seen a fictional male character that is obviously designed by straight people to be ugly as possible but you KNOW would be extremely popular with gay men???

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Fictional male character: “yeah, i’m not very attractive because i’m big and hairy and i sweat alot haha”

Me and every autistic gay man in the distance:

[roadhogsbigbelly]

YOU KNOW WHAT NAH YOUR RIGHT!

[markjeffersonshipsterglasses]

YOU abandoned ME first.

[amateur]

[xdesaturate]

You understand, they got a plan for us I bet you didn't know that I was dangerous It must be fate, I found a place for us I bet you didn't know someone could love you this much

[m8teaaa]

When you find out your teacher is Mr.Jefferson.

[markjeffercest-v2]

You are Mark Jefferson’s subject.

Jefferson bows forward and looks closer at you.

[sims-influence]

Strange Nights, pt. 1

[onegirllis]

cosmo part 5

[aurguries]

I’m not into “capturing” your interest. That’s kind of sick, isn’t it?

[xdesaturate]

[doggosource]

[grossxing]

[sharper-and-bigger]

I diagnose you with Chicago