[dankmemeuniversity]

[ultralarryus]

pretty sure this has been done before

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bigfatphallusy]

[kiskolee]

THIS.

[professorbutterscotch]

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

[purplespacecats]

I… fuck.

[casuallystudious-blog]

Yeah, basically.

[avoiding-catatonic-surrender-de]

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

[rosefire]

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

[baronessvondengler]

THE BOLDED

[bobo-tucci]

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[aberrantemotion]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thatsthat24]

You Threw Off My Groove 🚘

[adeles]

Great Halloween, everybody! | The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

[squidbroom]

mcr announcing the reunion on halloween in the year of danger days after their last released song was called “fake your death” in a greatest hits album called “may death never stop you”……… the drama……. the theatrics…………..

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if you were popular in high school you aren't valid :/

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

people who were popular in high school are legally required to donate to my paypal

[mimzytumbles]

shoulda posted this on ig or something. aint no one on this site popular in high school

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[flawedmangoes]

reasons why draco malfoy should’ve had a redemption arc

not wanting to kill dumbledore

lowering his wand and about to join the order

took care of luna lovegood while she in his house

not turning harry in when he was captured

gutted by the death of his friend

throwing harry his wand

was literally a fucking CHILD

[frickyeahducks]

reasons why Snape shouldn’t have gotten a redemption arc

- killed Dumbledore

- bullied children

- was a death eater

- felt no remorse about his betreyal till he was physically dying

- held a grudge against someone for over 10 years and took it out on his son

- crawled over the dead body of his crushes husband to hold her dead body while her infant son was crying alone in his bed

- was not a child lol

[holytragedyqueen]

Also, Snape would have remained a death eater if Neville became the chosen one

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Cinematic parallels

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

it was neccesary

[stcviebudd]

miles morales: [jumps off a building]

the soundtrack:

[blackqueerblog]

Arrested for what! WTF! Are you kidding me? He’s not doing anything wrong! Sickening!

[airandangels]

Here’s an article about him - it’s from early July 2019.

Alan Dornan has walked the last 530 days for undocumented immigrants. Last week, he was arrested by Homeland Security officers during a prot

“I will stay active for as long as I’m able to stay active — and I’m at peace.”

He wasn’t arrested just for walking around with a sign, though, he and a friend planned a sit-in in which they blocked the doors of a federal building housing an ICE courtroom to protest the imprisonment, neglect and abuse of migrant children separated from their parents. Getting arrested was part of the point - they were held for about an hour and a half and issued citations for a fine. He said he would not pay the fine and was seeking a court date to get further public attention for the issue. He’s deliberately using his privilege as an older white man to protest for people who have less power and are at more risk.

Go Alan Dornan!

[gaypeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

Adorable murder weapon

[windows-98]

[natcaptor]