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markus | 28 | n.^california | libra | | sanguine | aspiring chef | artist | vocalist | | producer | https://markusdied.com

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sqwork]

OK but if I saw Robert Pattinson and yelled "Edward Cullen" at him, and he then proceeded to kill me in a single blow, then I think everyone would agree that I deserved it.

[lmaonade]

i really hate the modern wording of stuff labelled as like... idk "tricks" and "hacks" and stuff like that. people will make their little tiktoks and be like "here's a hack to make people think you're good at (thing)" and it's just a technique used in that thing and you're just learning it. no wonder everyone ever born has imposter syndrome at this point bro

[jame7t]

Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

[demilypyro]

the FN P90

[jame7t]

oh fuck yum the FN P90

[cryptotheism]

Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crab

[benk625-blog]

Hold on, I gotta look something up.

[benk625-blog]

Yeah, this is funny.

[jame7t]

sorry did you have to google crabs

[markusdied]

comin’ with the quips, they equipped to stay babblin’ 📝

[animatedtext]

requested by markusdied

[markusdied]

brb changing url to pillows cuz yall sleepin on me

[sunsafety]

me when i see me: thats not me

[markusdied]

[iamnotmyhistory]

virgil abloh, “figures of speech” on view at the brooklyn museum.

[atomic58-blog]

[white-cishet-snail]

Our blessed tumblr

[greatnorthernofficial]

A holy site

[toastyboobs]

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

[beggars-opera]

Tumblr today be like

[cryptotheism]

I defeat you in a wizard duel and you watch in horror as the twitter verified checkmark fades from your profile and appears in burning light on my forehead.

[valentinedagger]

nobody bitch about the tumblr checkmark this is the funniest shit staff has pulled in months and its absolutely contributing to the landlord-firing-gunshots-at-passing-cars vibe of the past week

[memewhore]

[surra-de-bunda]

A few Soul Train dancers from the 1980s & early 1990s.

[giganticbuddha]

[baseballcardvandals]

Now, shhhh!

Own this BCV Original.

[vergak]

Goddamn. Okay

[theweatherchannel]