[marmozets]

alex / twenty-something / she

local madwoman

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[segamascott]

[log6]

my family was rich running our aura farm before castro and the other communists nationalized swag

[mobilesuitgudang]

I want to print this and hang it on my bedroom wall. How do you live like this?

[apas-95]

this person is posting from 1690

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[fasterfood]

[gay--dog]

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

[segamascott]

[evilvillain123456789]

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

[sayhellotokathy]

I lived through the swine flu, Y2K, first black president, 9/11, a royal wedding, the death of Michael Jackson, Osama's death & now 8/23/11 eastcoast earthquake. My life is fucking swag bro.

2012 I’m fucking ready…come at me!!!

[xquisitedeadguy]

the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[unalivejournal]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[coolishfoolishness]

Or we could just accept that lying is the right thing to do sometimes actually, instead of making weird, backwards loopholes to convince ourselves we're telling the truth

[lilith-hazel-mathematics]

[campyvillain]

[aire1111]

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!