That’s On Queeriod

Be gay. Do crime.

[bisexualrozanov]

shanebug's happy place <3

[butdarlingthestarrs]

Connor Storrie | Saint Laurent Fall 2026 | xxx / xxx

[inpassingthrough]

I hope we get the full look soon, these teasers are killing me 🫠

[apoisondartfrog]

Dying over the Connor Storrie YSL ad because why does it look like the only direction they gave him was “sexy bobblehead”

[russianblush]

jacob you have the perfect opportunity to let justice take over a fake centaurs social account and post ridiculous videos of the cast in character. let it happen

[swearphil]

HEATED RIVALRY ↳ 1.06 "The Cottage"

[domrozanov]

ilyas phalloplasty skin graft had the bears tattoo on it.

[verlierer-is-lost]

Shane waiting for practice to start in like 2006

[somethinglikeasunflower]

shane and his emotional support bicep

[pluvialcity]

messy svetlana is my favorite fucking thing, so I hc svetlana as like, the cryptid of boston's sapphic scene.

she's the hottest woman in any bar she walks into. she started off at the edges of the most toxic polycule in the brunch circle and she demolishes the entire group dynamic in two weeks flat by fucking everyone until they realize that they all hate each other. she'll snort coke off your tits, fingerbang you until you cry in the club bathroom, and then completely disappear from the scene for three months.

when she showed up at Dyke Night at Machine in Fenway it was like a shark showing up at a beach full of swimmers. She'll hold your hair in the bathroom when you're sick, give you a breath mint, and then buy you another shot so you can get back in the game. she hooks up with couples who are looking for bi unicorns on the dating apps with the express goal of breaking them up bc that woman deserves better than a man who talks about being an early crypto adopter.

I love her. she's the worst. she and ilya deserve each other [affectionate, derogatory]

[sunnypeachyy]

gentle hug ᰔᩚ

[troy-barrett-love]

With the new castings, I've seen a decent amount of people complaining that the other couples might take away Shane and Ilya's screen time. Now I don't know how many of them read the books, but it's almost impossible to tell Shane and Ilya's story without including these people.

And besides, I'm a firm believer, that their happy ending wasn't just having each other, but also having a community, that loves and accepts them as they are. And this is exactly what these characters are their community, their friends, family, teammates etc. The story needs them, because Hollanov in vacuum is a Hollanov still in hiding.

[shanesloverboy]

THIS IS #MYLUCA

[lamine-19]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[vesnuszki]

[alwaysonthetake]

hear me out: bucket hat ilya on vacation, somehow still disgustingly hot in this ugly borrowed thing david promised would help while building a sandcastle so he wouldn't get glare in his face and shane is so annoyed he finds this version of ilya hot because what if it means he thinks his dad is hot and ew he cannot ever say this to ilya and was this a dad version of oedipus complex and he needs to scrub the whole thought from his brain and wouldn't ilya fucking him stupid serve the purpose

[perlukafarinn]

ilya treating shane's inner thighs like a chew toy. they've gone a couple of rounds and are all loose-limbed and sleepy, and ilya just finished blowing shane but he's not ready to move so he just. doesn't. just stays there between shane's legs, biting and licking and sucking hickeys into the sensitive skin of shane's inner thighs.

it feels good, obviously, and shane's too worn out to get hard so he lays there and enjoys it, one hand in ilya's hair, lazily petting it.

[perlukafarinn]

they have practice a couple of days later and shane has honestly forgotten all about it until they're hitting the showers and he's getting undressed and he hears someone say, "holy shit, dude."

he looks up to see hayes studiously avoiding his eyes, cheeks bright pink. he's not the only one; at least five different centaurs are looking anywhere but at shane, faces red and expressions guilty. shane looks down at himself, realizing for the first time just how dark and numerous the marks on his inner thighs are.

he looks back up, catching ilya's eyes this time. "oops," ilya says, shrugging.

shane has to go take a cold shower immediately because the discovery that his exhibition kink is applicable to real life and not just a thing he wants to fantasize about + ilya's completely blasé attitude about marking him up so blatantly is doing things to him that cannot be happening in the centaurs' locker room.

[electricdaisy10]

The illusion of effortlessness in his performance is simply unmatched.