I Am The Unkillable Faggot

25 - Pom - she/her - bi - my night terrors pass the bechdel test

[sea--burn]

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

[decayalectical-deactivated20221]

[cognitohazardous]

fire was invented by the grain industry

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[puapka]

Apple Seed by Ashirah

Circle of life, circles of life

please please play apple seed, its so important and special, such textured and real piece, i keep returning to the scene of Parvin and Rashanak listening to music on the floor and… it will change you, let the art change you

[thalassata]

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[hyperlexichypatia]

Shocking development: in a language and culture where most given names are considered masculine or feminine, some genderqueer and nonbinary people choose given names that seem unusual!

[damazcuz]

[bramblepaws]

color faded

[cryptotheism]

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

[aflo]

Hank

[suspiriously]

this time i’m really gonna do it

[figofswords]

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

[dogpuppy]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh I love moles

[cheddar-baby]

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

[gameclam]