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She/Her | Adult (abandoned main for @marsaplanet)

[rosesforshoto]

NO BUT FR HES SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM CLUTCHING THE GIFTBAG AND HIS BACKBACK AND HIS FACE OH IM SICK

[oneheadtoanother]

[mister13eyond]

Seeing a lot of new people show up in my notes with like "proship dni" or whatever so RENT LOWERING GUNSHOT: IM AN ADULT WHO DOES NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMATIC SHIPS, IM OLD AND BELIEVE TABOO FICTION IS SAFE AND HEALTHY, IM AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IT'S FINE TO HAVE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE BAD IN REAL LIFE, I BELIEVE IN TABOO KINKS AS HEALING PLACES, I DO NOT DO SHIP DISCOURSE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO WRITE ABOUT BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE WITHOUT CONDEMNING IT IN THE NARRATIVE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO GET OFF TO MAKE BELIEVE BAD THINGS!!! THANKS

[theofficialinternetloner]

Another rent lowering gunshot: the older members of fandom are proship because they had to go through a time (that is, unfortunately, starting to become reality again) where everything was being censored. Entire fanfictions and fanarts were lost because websites removed them due to pressure from people very similar to current-day antis. This eventually led to the creation of AO3.

On a personal note, don't ever come to my blog with your anti garbage, especially if you've got 'pRoShIp DnI' in your bio and you're liking my anti censorship posts. You can go fuck yourself.

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[rivkann]

[flower-in-a-horror-novel]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[myceliumbutch]

Got a terf in my sideblog and the reply is not worth deigning with a response but the pinned post?

This? This is a trap. This is concern baiting. Be very sure that shit like this is not in your best interest and does not care about you. The goal of rhetoric like this is conversion.

You’ll be welcomed and asked to ignore transphobia. You will be asked to side with transphobes at the expense of trans women. Eventually, you’ll be asked to see that, hey, maybe you transitioned to escape how terrible it is to be a woman?

This may seem obviously a trap but I see people every day buy into this. People like this do not care about you! They want to “rescue” you and don’t let them convince you otherwise.

[myceliumbutch]

Hey this one got the terfs pissy so like. To say again. Clearly if they’re mad about this, this post hit on something. Maybe reblog it?

[roach-works]

a nonzero amount of TERFS are people who were seriously considering transition to male but got talked out of it by other terfs and now want to do the same thing to other people who are questioning their gender. i’ve seen a whole lot of them say the quiet part out loud: they don’t like being women, they once considered transitioning to escape the pain and discomfort, and they were made to believe that suffering is an intrinsic part of womanhood, which is a good thing, because being a man is much much much worse.

do not talk to terfs if being a woman is unpleasant for you: their entire ideology revolves around noble suffering, righteous misery and attacking people who make different choices and are happier and more comfortable than them. they hate trans men who ‘escape’ and ‘betray’ womanhood, they hate women who are too ‘stupid’ to be miserable, they hate straight women who find peace and happiness with male partners, they hate bisexuals, they hate queer women who are too butch or too femme. they hate themselves. they will not rescue you. they are drowning.

[vbartilucci]

ChatGPT is running out of money because they haven't actually figured out how to make money with the plagiarism engine they created.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[custer-mp3]

likes charge reblogs cast

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[ort-smort]

“It would be different. If we could just give it another go-round.”

I recently rewatched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I hate that I'm such a sucker for soulmate tropes and for couples choosing to grow through eachother instead of giving up, but dammit I simply am. And of course my brain was like, oh yeah let's link this to Joan and JFK(im in awe that my hyperfixation has lasted this long, big shocker ngl). It kinda makes sense tho, especially if the writers are gonna go for the memory wipe in the next season of Clone High.

[myoxisbroken-deactivated2024022]

[brown-eggs-deactivated20140408]

[theinfiknight]

POV : you are college!Obama

[lingeringlilies]

Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

Read More

[nathanfoadstanaccount]

This is REALLY IMPORTANT guys. AO3 is so special as a platform. Don’t get suckered in by shiny features or whatever!

[thenerdyindividual]

If you don’t feel like reading after the read more, here is the most important stand out of Kindle World’s TOS.

“By using the platform, authors give all rights to the work to Amazon, who can then license your elements to other authors with no compensation to the original poster.”

If you want to retain rights to your work, don’t use this site. Stick to AO3.

[mandaloriangf]

[mandaloriangf]

[tockthewatchdog]

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

[deesketchs]

Heart ❤

[keeper-of-the-flames]

And in case you wanted to know why Leia was kicked out of boarding school.

[abrightshiningstar]

[text referring to Princess Leia from a database, likely as a bonus/flavor text in a videogame: Letter to Senator Bail Organa: To the Most Respected Senator Organa, It is with the deepest regret that I must return to you your thirty-thousand credit bond, and your Princess. Our institution has existed for several thousand years. It prides itself in molding young girls from Alderaan’s finest families into young women whose behavior and decorum is the pride of those families. However, we believe that Princess Leia is incapable of conforming to our standards. This is the unanimous decision of the Board of Directors, and was arrived at due to three separate infractions. a) The Princess led a sit-in rebellion of students during breakfast, when they were served bottled juice instead of freshly squeezed. b) The Princess re-programmed the PA system to play the Anthem of the Republic (in direct violation of Imperial Edict 2.33b) during assembly. c) The Princess sliced a secure mainframe and swapped every reference to Emperor Palpatine with Emperor… well, let us just say that is is a word seven year old Princesses should not know. Yours, with respect, Madam Nestor, Govorness, Grevasse City Colloglum for Young Ladies]

[youandthemountains]

LEIA ORGANA GOT KICKED OUT OF BOARDING SCHOOL BC SHE WAS A LITTLE ANTI-IMPERIALIST PUNK

[darkroguescribe]

Padme must be so proud of her little rebel. Though some of her antics really give me a lot of Anakin vibes.

[golden-masquerade]

“Stang” is an Alderaanian swear word. Did she call him Emperor Palpastang or something?

[charlesoberonn]

Emperor Fuckface

[ruffboi-mags]

SHE WAS SEVEN I LOVE HER

[violent-darts]

God that child in Anakin Skywalker’s so hard it HURTS.

[ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead]

@blackkatmagic

[maulusque]

list of things that Leia potentially called Emperor Palpatine when she was seven:

-Emperor Poopytine

-Emperor Shitbag

-Emperor Tinydick

-Emperor FUCK (she was seven and knew 1 swear and was maybe not the most creative)

-Emperor Bitchface

-Emperor Motherfucker Supreme

[letitrainathousandflames]

Bail, trying desperately to keep a straight face and not burst out laughing: Leia, dearest… what you did was… very very wrong…

Breha: *snickering* so wrong, dear… *collapsing to the floor in laughter* I can’t, I CANT, DEAR! OH MY STARS ABOVE! *cackles*

Bail, literally crying with laughter: I KNOW, IT’S SO FUNNY!

Breha: she called him Emperor [REDACTED]!!! *laughs, clears her throat, very serious* that is not a nice word, dear.

Bail, regaining his composure: you mother’s right. It’s a very bad word. You should not call people that.

Leia, a child, and therefore lacking any filter whatsoever: but the emperor is a big old [REDACTED]! >:/

Bail and Breha: *scream-laughing*

[mysharona1987]

[conchshell]

[laneysmusings]

@writefasttalkevenfaster @youfuckinfudgenutter