the robot with human hair

25, Vegas, human. I like things, things are nice. I look like mark walhberg

[lisaminnci]

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[swarnpert]

homers wife on the highway call that merge simpson

[cavallifurs]

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[witchoncampus]

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

[bluecifer713]

I’ll bite

[marleystar7]

Live life

[luvmesumme]

Bet

[torrez302-deactivated20240723]

Oh yea

[broadwayfairy]

[swan2swan]

I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me.

“I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?”

I stop. I look up with horror.

[gallowhill]

Portraits of Women with Vegetable Weapons by Tsuyoshi Ozawa

[shitpostbot5k]

[flusteredvampire]

no babe go on it’s so hot when you talk about how much you hate cops

[one-time-i-dreamt]

but sir, that’s my emotional support unachievable dream scenario that I came up with in my head

[msjewbooty-deactivated20130104]

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

[isaidyoulookshitty]

no we absolutely do not

[glumshoe]

yes we do

[valtsv]

bro i was homoerotically cleaning and patching up my friend’s wounds and you ruined it. i was scolding him for being an idiot in an exasperated but fond tone of voice while i tenderly bandaged his knuckles and we both tried unsuccessfully to avoid looking into each other’s eyes until the tension between us became unbearable when you entered the room without knocking and fucking killed the mood. what the hell, man.

[prescription-cactus]

adulthood is about learning these two (2) lessons:

1. learning how to say ‘no’ 2. learning how to accept a ‘no’ graciously

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[psychicradiation9]

[grumpykt]

[rowdyholtzy]

my last two brain cells having a sitdown with me