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illuminae // jay kristoff & amie kaufman
so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya
this is so fucking funny
I’m sorry this has nothing to do with HP. I’ve been so on point for so long allow me this one slip up.
i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it
this is like how a dream feels
when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:
Are you tired? Bored? On enough pain meds to incapitate a horse? May I recommend: The Bear Cams.
The Bear Cams are live steams from Katmai National Park in Alaska. There are 6 livecams, 3 highlight reels, and 1 meditation reel. There are live Q&As with park officials, a very dedicated comment section with people who can seemingly magically identify which bears are which, blogs, weather, etc.
But most importantly: Bears.
Bears!
Baby bear!
Bears!
…Fish? (Sometimes with bears.)
If you’re not interested in bears (who are, at the end of the day, bears and thus prone to eating salmon in gruesome ways and occasionally killing other bears), explore.org has a number of other livecams such as: turkeys, sheep, kittens, dogs, alligators, and jellyfish. But the bears are in peak season right now, and they have a fat bear competition later on in the year, so I highly recommend them.
I especially like the “zen cams” of sunsets or waterfalls and the like, very soothing.
Here are some links to others!!
The Service Dog project!
Kitty Rescue cams!
Owls and other Birds of Prey
The Shark Cam (which is a lot of flowing water noise, all the time like the other underwater streams)
Various Sanctuaries Sheep Tigers Pandas
GATOR CAM
A lot of them seem to be live 24/7, and some of the cams are a little occluded because of the natural life of being placed in a nest/being exposed to the elements (rain!). Sometimes, you might find one of the streams like I did (aurora borealis) and find it to be the opposite of the optimal time of day for that thing to be on stream.
It’s a lot of fun, and it’s got a lot of educational resources on the website as well. Have fun and… Explore!
@immoral-crow BEAR CAMS
i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once
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today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:
“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”
kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going
“It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.”
— John Green, Looking for Alaska (via quotethatword)
Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source
This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.
Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.
This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.
Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.
How is this?
it all makes sense now
when people start getting close to your friends
The sorting hat didn’t listen to Harry, and yelled for everyone to hear, “Slytherin!”.
Seeing Harry’s distress, Ron Weasley’s eyes narrowed in determination. Minutes later, as Ron’s name was called by Minerva McGonagall, and as the sorting hat was lowered onto his head, all of the Hogwarts residents knew without a doubt what the sorting hat was going to say.
Imagine their surprise when the sorting hat instead said with resignation in his tone “Slytherin”
RON BEING OUT OF HIS BROTHERS’ SHADOW
EVEN THEN HIS FAMILY STILL LOVE HIM ALBEIT BEING A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED
RON AND HARRY CALLING OUT ON SNAPE’S UNFAIRNESS
THEY BOTH DEFENDED THE MEEK GRYFFINDOR NEVILLE
STILL BEST FRIEND FOREVER WITH GRYFFINDOR HERMIONE
SLYTHERIN RECOGNIZES HIS TALENT AS A CHESSMASTER AND TRY TO TEACH HIM HOW TO APPLY IT IN REAL LIFE
SLYTHERIN RON
I am so here for this.
Okay but final moments, Paralelism between Riddle and Harry has reached a new high, the tension is unbearable, final battle, Slytherin drama queens Harry and -Riddle are ready to make the most dramatic posiible end out of this, everyone watching tam tam datam:
Voldy or whatever jerk of turn: But How? You are the same as me!
Harry, nonchalant enough to deliver the mythic one-liner “there’s no need to call me sir, professor”: Guess you didn’t have a Ron
Ron, in tears: B r o
Harry, after finally killing all Voldy parts ever, just before fainting out of exhaustion: Bro
IT GOT BETTER
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why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours
ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee
I work at Old Navy and I legit crying
me constantly