You are what you reblog and I reblog garbage.

This is where my personal information would go if I thought I were a person.

[2miles-deactivated20240310]

[cumbrane]

the only good candidate

[cumbrane]

i dunno whos running his social media but i wanna kiss them. i think im in love

[cumbrane]

move the fuck over bernie

[portentsofwoe2]

i remember like mike gravel in 2008 lol

[butchflirt]

Remember that ad where he threw a rock into a lake and then stared into the camera unblinking for two minutes? I desperately want shit like that back

[becausedragonage]

An 88-year-old ex-senator is the newest Democratic dark horse thanks to the ‘acerbic’ teens running his Twitter

That account, along with his whole campaign, is the work of three teenagers. 

From the article:

“These young students contacted me a week ago asking would I run for president and I responded to them saying, ‘Do you realize how old I am?’” Gravel told The Washington Post. “I’ll be 89 years old in May, so it’s preposterous to think that I could serve as president.”

It took some convincing, but Gravel was ultimately persuaded by a three-page strategy memo that the students drafted and their assurance that they would handle all of the day-to-day work of the campaign. Their ultimate goal wasn’t to win the election but rather to qualify him for the Democratic debates, so that he could use that platform to “issue a critique of American militarism, plutocracy, and inaction on climate,” as his newly-created website states.

“These people weren’t just whistling Dixie,” Gravel said. “They were well-grounded.”

Managing the campaign are David Oks, 17, and Henry Williams, 18. Elijah Emery, 18, handles the finances.

[spacepsychologist]

Incredible…

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Another epic fail for the free market

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Dumb bitch in the notes arguing planned obsolescence is necessary to keep costs down,

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

Planned obsolescence is the main reason why we have so much damn garbage on this planet, especially electronics. I’m all for abolishing it.

[foulserpent]

[foulserpent]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[chongotheartist]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[pkmndaisuki]

@ruby-white-rabbit

[angelicguy]

if you told me this was a picture of some middle america algebra teacher i would absolutely believe you

[acoolguy]

will ferrell’s dad

[radatav]

A comic about Seagulls. If you feel like this comic doesn’t accurately represent you, and that you personally don’t act like this, good. That means this comic isn’t about you.

If you DO act like this, and are working on a counter argument about how not all _____ are ______ , well that’s just disappointing. 

[lewmzi]

This is so fucking accurate it HURTS. Read this, please!

Universally applicable~

[hydro-homies]

[gahdamnpunk]

None of the comments on the right work anyway. EVER.

[insomniac-arrest]

me, an overworked cashier: *just standing there, saying the route Script Words, minding my business*

old people who have been systematically isolated by generational family detachment and lack of community support:

*chats me up for ten minutes straight*

[2398358436-blog]

captain kirk is not here for your sexist shit

[silverhawk]

“orange cats are ugly” thats fuckign firestar of thunderclan. have some goddamn respect.

[undertalerina]

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bluebonnetdyke-deactivated20230]

like imagine being a middle or upper class person blogging about farming as some pastoral stressfree escapism meanwhile actual agricultural workers and farmers both domestically and outside the usa have skyrocketing rates of anxiety, depression, and suicide, not to mention physical repreccussions of their backbreaking work, not to mention being underpaid or unpaid, not to mention working 10-15 hour days in blazing heat, or pouring rain, or snow, not to mention ice/abusive bosses/the entire ag industry fucking with undocumented agricultural workers, not to mention the massive collapse of small farms going under while megacorps gobble up more land and more resources and turn the local watersheds toxic and poison the air, not to mention the myriad of other horrifying shit happening to agricultural workers and farmers on a daily basis, especially workers and farmers of color. but like whatever hashtag farmcore is so wholesome and pure and calming.

[thebestoftumbling]