Love has no home here 💖💜💙

jewish moral seriousness and homosexual aestheticsim and irony

[bioniciguana]

[despazito]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[sanitymakesposts]

Turns out if you buy a self heating coffee mug then forget about it, it turns into a whole-home-diffuser with the only essential oil being coffee

[cryptotheism]

Middle Earth doesn't even have plate tectonics. All the mountains were placed there by the Ainur or some shit. The shape of Mordor isn't "unrealistic" the world was intelligently designed by Catholic elf gods.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[truetgirl]

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[ape-of-naples]

you could call the way people tend to ascribe power to pornography that it does not inherently possess the "pornography fetish" if you want to be really confusing and annoying

[charl0ttan]

the problem with water is that when you drink it its gone forever. and theres no way to get it out of your body

[charl0ttan]

tge problem with pee is that nobody knows why or when your body makes it

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[doctorhermaneinstein]

this is so fucking funny i cant even be mad

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[dogpuppy]

[hbmmaster]

usa: united states of america

usb: universal serial bus

usc: university of southern california

usd: united states dollar

use: now this one's just a normal verb

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[bell-of-freedom]

catch 22 if it was WOKE

yossarian

milo CHESTbinder

colonel KISSMENcart

GAYneral scheisskopf

major BOYKISSER major major

orr

"HRT" sampson

mcwAROMANTICASEXUAL

chaplain ILOVEMEN

gENDERQUEERal dreedle

major danby

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