I Feel Personally Attacked By Jonny Sims

Fish’s Magnus Archives Blog. They/Them. 24. Finally finished TMA but haven’t started The Magnus Protocol Yet

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Oh yeah? Well your MOM’s distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial share-alike 4.0 international licence

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I’m on ep 97 of The Magnus Archives now so I obviously had to draw the crew.

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i spy with my everything eye

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i dont think i ever posted this here ????? so here is my jon piece i did for uni last year :]

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So you know how in EP 179 Basira says to Jon, "You apologize too much", to which he replies, "Martin says the same thing", and then Basira says, "Like he's any better"?

So yeah, this little interaction inspired me to crunch some numbers. And believe it or not, but Martin is, in fact, better!

Statistically speaking.

Over 5 seasons, Jon apologizes 122 times, while Martin apologizes 91 times.

The main difference between these two is that Jon apologizes more frequently and for everything (especially in S5), whereas Martin piles up multiple 'sorry's per apology.

Nothing illustrates that better than this little tidbit, which coincidentally comes from EP 179, as well!

EP 179 is *also* The Most Sorry Episode™: it sits at 9-4 with Martin in the lead!

Impressive work all around! (I'm incredibly concerned. These two need help.)

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task manager kill this fucking thinbg

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the duo of all time

[vampantheon]

redraw (do not re-upload)

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I'm only seven episodes in this is what I'm picking up

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one of those quotes that always hit hard

[tashaneva]

ah shit, here we go again

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

thought about him a bit too hard the other day and felt physically ill. send help

[discosfish]

The Eye opens - MAG 160

cw: big eye(?) also spoilers ofc

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Pms is a bitch so here's some Jon having a Bad Time as per usual

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Sometimes you just have to convince your man to finally go to sleep at night. If you´re silly and adorable enough then he can´t even be mad about it!

It was just a tiny doodle for inbetween. Why must the art gods bless my hand only when I draw the most sappy gay doodles I probably wouldn´t show anyone otherwise. Now I have to damnit!

Bonus art:

He may be patient, but no actually he isn´t he´s 2 seconds away from throwing hands (affectionately)

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Visited old fishmarket close today!! No skin stealing monsters in sight but there was some anglerfish graffiti, whoever did that I love you know,