Beans blog*

*this blog contains no beans

[42beanbag]

What happened to the 41 other beanbag?

i won

[shininggalacticrose]

@75redbeans

[75redbeans]

Don't ask

[sheepshot]

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[bobdylanyaoi]

tell me, frodo, Do you belive in life... ...after love?

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[beadyeyes]

[lssofficial]

I love that omens of the third age has three trans men heroes

[loveridden1999]

this is yearly trend for me to ask this here, so which one's the best summer fruit?

watermelon

mango

Voting ended onJun 2

[75redbeans]

When are they coming out with Stanley Twocci?

[lssofficial]

i think aurora is so forcemasc-able

[lssofficial]

all these anorexic hairless girl heros need t and 4000 calories a day and he/him pronouns so bad

[lycions]

x

[lucy-vanpelts]

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

[75redbeans]

Modern jacksfilms is so good, it's like watching Dante (jack), walk through hell (the internet), but instead of Virgil he has a horrid little homunculus version of himself (reactbot) showing him around, and all the sinners (chat) are heckling him the whole time and calling him gay

[just-let-me-drink]

[childmagazine]

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

[that-space-boy]

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[doubleca5t]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[dogpuppy]