A World Full Of Daxnger

Hello, it's your friendly neighborhood void of existential dread. I enjoy coffee, long walks on the beach, and thinking about how everything doesn't really exist.

[martydaxnger]

if I had a nickel for every time my favorite characters got turned to a wafting cloud of dust particles and deleted from existence by a powerful being, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[puppygirllaika]

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

[martydaxnger]

the ungodly, downright degrading, hair curling, pearl clutching, parental disappointing, devil blushing things I would do for a slice of banana bread

[hayaomiyazaki]

Andrew Scott as the Prince of Denmark in Hamlet Directed by Robert Icke, Harold Pinter Theatre, 2018

[kosmogrl]

I have mastered the art of being hard on myself for things I would tell anyone else are not that deep

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[martydaxnger]

my favorite activity is going home after work and maladaptive daydreaming for 5 hours because what the fuck is even going on anymore

[martydaxnger]

sometimes I miss covid times for the sole reason of walking around the grocery store with a n95 on feeling like the winter soldier strutting down the street after blowing up nick fury’s car

[spottedenchants]

boss you don't understand. this is a category five fandom event

[neenarchive]

as much as i love to see evil twisted little freaks, there is just something way more compelling about characters who are unflinchingly Good and kind despite the horrors they've endured

[martydaxnger]

me as a kid discovering timezones and realizing that when I was experiencing Christmas Eve and the anticipation of presents Santa had already visited Japan and England and other countries and they were already up experiencing Christmas morning

[theoneandonlymidwestprincess]

WHAT. do you mean the ship name isn’t coriojanus. like excuse me. snowjanus is FINE i guess but they LITERALLY wrote them to have their names mesh together PERFECTLY and we ignored it. excuse me.

[martydaxnger]

i prefer anus-anus

[martydaxnger]

i made the infamous spaghetti from the hit Christmas movie elf to fulfill my childhood fantasies 🍝

[martydaxnger]

when the ✨chaotic daily affirmation ✨ goes wrong

[martydaxnger]

wish we could have gotten a scene of Anus Snow thrashing around screaming climbing the walls of his mansion while Katniss started singing the first Lucy Gray song to Rue in the arena

[martydaxnger]

no but actually... why were there mockingjays in the arena during the hunger games? snow beefed with those useless captiol mutts so hard but somehow they were a part of the games?? why did he put them in there???