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ransom | 23 | hockey sideblog to not annoy my friends on my other sideblog while still abandoning my main... ^_^

[couthbbg]

x . x

[whitecherrylavender]

Representation is great! How about giving money to black girls to play hockey and making sure they have access to a rink and a space without racial violence?

Don’t forget you can donate to Black Girl Hockey Club and the Women of Colour Hockey Collective!

[dilftanger]

[saintofanything]

army talking about how they're probably having to hold cookie back from skating onto the ice rn and im gonna cryyy

[tetrisfag]

hes going to ask me a riddle

[punksalmons]

kyle dubas: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called the 2025-2026 penguins you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit

five minutes later: dan muse just called a coach challenge

my buddies josh getzoff and colby armstrong pacing: the refs are lying to us

[emptyspaces0879]

He lowkey looks like when the drag race contestants are out of drag and are just milling around the werk room

[happydivorce]

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

[theos-main]

call me colby the way im missing josh getzoff

[heartbeatline]

look at them different sponsors

[dilftanger]

good morning rustynation who is ready for another beautiful day of hoping kyle dubas is on a remote island without either of his cell phones ✨

[martyrhockey]

i hope your gay little hockey pair thats codependent on each other gets traded apart and you learn to shut up about them

[robindrake13]

🐧🐧

[summerskies]

this July lets all tag players with the accents/diacritics in their names. no double tagging with and without. “Oh but how will ppl looking for content of them see my post?” They can go into the tag where the person’s name is spelt correctly. Good night.

[pissyleon]

hrpf but instead of any romance your teams just make better choices

[kaijuerotica]

every hockey fan on the dash currently has the energy of a coyote gnawing its foot off in a bear trap

[pensburghs]

and for the 26-27 season WE will be playing defense for the pittsburgh penguins