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Tony Stark: "I'm sorry I dragged you into this, kid."

Peter Parker: "It's okay, Mr. Stark. I always wanted to be part of something bigger."

Tony Stark: "Great. Now, hold this bomb for me."

Peter Parker: "Wait, what?!"

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Rocket: "I'm gonna need that guy's arm."

Drax: "Why?"

Rocket: "Because it's cool and I want it."

Peter: "For the last time, no, you're not taking his arm"

Rocket: crosses arms and grumbles "Nobody understands me in this family"

Groot: I am groot

Rocket: glares at him "No, these are not crocodile tears you shrimp"

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Thor: "I like this one." *pointing at a random object*

Tony Stark: "You can't just claim everything you see, Thor."

Thor: "But I am the god of thunder!"

Tony Stark: "That doesn't mean you get to call dibs on everything."

Thor: "I shall consult my father on this matter.

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Thor: "I need a horse!"

Tony Stark: "We're in New York, Thor. We don't have horses."

Thor: "Then I shall have a chariot!"

Tony Stark: "We don't have chariots either."

Thor: "What kind of realm is this?!"

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Tony Stark: So, what's your superpower?

Steve Rogers:I'm always on time.

Tony Stark: That's not a superpower, that's just basic decency.

Steve Rogers: Yeah, well, it's rare these days.

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Thor: "I'm not saying it was aliens, but—"

Tony Stark: "It was aliens. You're literally an alien prince."

Thor: "Well, yes, but—"

Steve Rogers: "Guys, can we focus on the giant robot destroying the city?"

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Peter Parker: "Mr. Stark, I have a question."

Tony Stark: "Shoot, kid."

Peter Parker: "If you had to choose between saving me or the last slice of pizza, which one would you pick?"

Tony Stark: "Well, it depends. Is it New York-style or Chicago deep dish?"

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Loki: "I am burdened with glorious purpose."

Tony Stark: "Yeah, well, I'm burdened with paying off the damages from your last 'glorious purpose' stunt."

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Bruce Banner: "You won't like me when I'm angry."

Tony Stark: "Bruce, we've seen you angry plenty of times. You turn green and start smashing things. It's kind of hard to miss."

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Tony Stark: "So, who's up for a game of Avengers Monopoly?"

Steve Rogers: "I don't know, Tony. Last time we played, you flipped the table when Thor bought Stark Tower."

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Tony: "Okay, let's do a headcount. Who's here?"

Thor: "Present."

Natasha: "Here."

Tony: "Clint?"

Clint: from afar "In the bathroom!"

Tony: "Alright, then the rest of us can start the meeting."

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Natasha Romanoff: "Why are you always so quiet, Clint? "

Clint Barton:" I’m just silently judging everyone. "

Natasha: "That’s fair."

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Scott Lang: "You know what's cool? Ants."

Hope van Dyne: "Scott, we're supposed to be discussing the mission."

Scott Lang: "Yeah, but have you ever really looked at an ant?"

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Steve Rogers: "I can do this all day."

Tony Stark: "Yeah, well, I can't. I have a dinner reservation at 7."

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Tony Stark: "I'm sorry I dragged you into this, kid."

Peter Parker: "It's okay, Mr. Stark. I always wanted to be part of something bigger."

Tony Stark: "Great. Now, hold this bomb for me."

Peter Parker: "Wait, what?!"

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Tony Stark: "I love you 3000."

Steve Rogers: "I love you... 3010."

Tony Stark: "Wow, overachiever much?"

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Natasha Romanoff: "Why did you do that?"

Clint Barton: "I panicked."

Natasha Romanoff: "You pushed a big red button labeled 'do not push'."

Clint Barton: "In my defense, I thought it would open a secret door or something."