Danny

Your local cosplayer/marvel obsessed girl ♊️|Depressed Trash|18|Equestrian Please someone love me I’m lonely 💖Bucky,Colossus,Deadpool,Wolverine and Rocket Raccoon are my bbys💖

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[anxietyproblem]

[raveneil-deactivated20220513]

fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead……

[brawltogethernow]

Look…. To start a book… You have to make room in yourself for new characters and worlds. Do I look like I have the emotional energy for that? Do I look like I can trust like that right now? Just show me the things I already know pay good returns on my investment, except I also want to read something new so I guess they can be in a coffee shop this time.

[justgot1]

This - this is it, you’ve put it into words

[michelleumunna]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[fuks]

[earthybitchywitch]

SPITE

[captain-snark]

dude: we have to

GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall–

dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice

[trans-girl-thirstposting]

Legends only

[thedailygiggle]

[ruinedchildhood]

[marvelandothers]

Okay but like, y’all know animals in the wild show expression with body language not FACIAL EXPRESSIONS RIGHT

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[marvelandothers]

Bill Nye snapped and I love it 🗣

[websterss-deactivated20220904]

🤲

[somedarktimes]

Ok but i wanna teach him and Tom Holland how to do black dances just so i can laugh my ass off

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[izukudmidoriyaarchive-deactivat]

[gayspiderbaby-deactivated201909]

i physically can’t scroll past this post

[inactivewhore]

So I found this on Twitter and it really did not disappoint

[thoughtsofacoolkid]

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

[ruinedchildhood]

[downeysbitch]

Everyone is kneeling in a cool way and then there’s Hemsworth who looks like the human version of a dog ugh I love them all

[natromanxoff]

I didn’t know Chris Evans appearing behind Cap’s shield with his costume on and singing “Another One Bites The Dust” is what I needed in my life.Thank you Hayley Atwell!

[whatbigotspost]

If this resonates with you at all PLEASE, for your benefit, go read this tweet thread on “fawning”

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Oh my god i finally have a word for it….

[whatbigotspost]

There’s such enormous power in naming and understanding things, isn’t there 🙏

[badkidgorgug]

Shit.

[lucifer-in-my-head]

….oh

[marvelandothers]

Well fuck

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[moonblossom]

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

[allofthefeelings]

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

[indifferent-kiwi]

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

[marvelxs-universe]

this entire thing is glorious

[cravingmarvel]

alrighty then

[marvelandothers]

I think I killed him