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[calamitys-child]

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of

[calamitys-child]

I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

[calamitys-child]

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans

[peachfromcmbyn]

[tricornking]

The idea that Foghorn Leghorn,

The Rhode Island rooster from Looney Toons, is one of the Elder Gods of America, is honestly fascinating from a theological and folkloric viewpoint

[lovetheirloves]

Pardon me, but he is a LEGHORN, not a RIR. It’s in his NAME. Leghorns are an Italian breed. And yes, he is an elder god.

[tricornking]

According to Foghorn's Tvtropes page:

Presumably, it's less that Foghorn Leghorn is a Rhode Island Rooster and more that he's a Rooster who lives in Rhode Island, possibly a Central Virginian Leghorn Rooster living in Rhode Island, though that implies a complicated and interesting life story that took him from Central Virginia all the way to Rhode Island

[lovetheirloves]

I would not rely on TV Tropes as an unbiased source. Wikipedia simple says his species is officially “rooster” and mentions a Leghorn being a breed of chicken. TV Tropes probably thinks the Cornflakes chicken is a RIR too.

[lovetheirloves]

I am potentially willing to concede he is a “barnyard mix” (cross between breeds) and his father, Harold Leghorn, was a leghorn and his unnamed mother was a RIR or other dark variety.

[tdhppjpurple]

I love this site.

[lovetheirloves]

Sometimes it’s 1:30 am and you own chickens and you’re drinking whiskey in the bath tub and accuracy about iconic fictional chickens is the hill to die on, ok, and that’s why I love Tumblr. 

[microwave-and-dishwasher-safe2]

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[daylightdreamscape]

Chris Evans REACTS to Ryan Gosling Wanting to Join the MCU (x)

[evansrogerskitten]

@avenger-nerd-mom @thewife101 He looks SO GOOD.

[rob-pattinson]

[carryoncaptainrogers]

Oh my hot fucking damn.

[octopodeez]

WHAT ABOUT PROTECTIVE BUCKY BARNES

“Fuck!”

“Watch your language in front of my girl.”

There was blood on both of them, though less so on Bucky, who’d only scraped his knuckles a bit. The other man was in much worse shape, and he clutched his face, cradling his broken nose. Your purse was next to him, crumpled on the ground, and you could already see that the strap had broken; presumably from when it was ripped off your shoulder. Great. You’d just gotten the damn thing a week ago, specifically for tonight.

“Now get out of here before I give you more than a broken nose.” 

As the man scampered off, Bucky stood at attention, with his eyes narrowed–making sure that the would-be crook was gone for good. When he was satisfied, he scooped your bag off the ground and brought it to you. You mumbled a ‘thanks’ and took it from him, though it didn’t go unnoticed that he did a quick scan of you to check for any injuries. 

“I’m fine,” you insisted. “But we should get you home and bandage up that hand.”

“Nah. It’s just a scratch. And we have a date.”

“Bucky–”

“We have a date,” he repeated a bit more playfully, but his eyes were cloudy and determined.

You sighed and pretended to examine your broken purse. Yes.You did have a date. And it would be the last date you’d have for a long time. Tomorrow he was to get on a plane and be shipped off to Europe so he could fight in the war. You’d known this and handled it quite well–to the point that he was a bit offended you weren’t showing any signs of distress at his leaving–but now it was all hitting you at once. Bucky was leaving. Bucky was going away and you didn’t know when he’d be back or even if he’d be back.

No. No you couldn’t think like that. He’d be back.

The sensation of a hand on your shoulder snapped you back to the present. He was looking at you with his head tilted to the side and his eyebrows knitted together, waiting for you to say something. But what? I just realized that you might die and now I’m about to fall apart at the seams? I think you look so handsome in that uniform, why don’t you just keep it and stay here with me? Give Steve a pair of stilts, he wants to go more than you, anyways? 

“Did you really tell that guy to watch his language?” 

Not what either of you expected to come out of your mouth, but it worked. 

“No. I said to watch his language in front of you.” 

“Bucky.”

“What? You don’t deserve to listen to trash like that.” 

“Bucky, you curse like a sailor.”

“No. I curse like a soldier,” he smiled proudly and straightened his tie a bit. 

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[reid-sam]

[markandlexies]

he’s a good friend

Summary: reader is tired of watching bucky go on dates with leah and flirt with sarah. realizations are made about the way reader truly feels about the man she’s always thought to be just a friend.

Pairing: tfatws!bucky x fem!reader

Word Count: 3.2k

A/N: hey! randomly decided to write this bc i’m soft for tfatws!bucky lol pls leave feedback this was super fun to write ok bye ily enjoy

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After the long and tiresome last couple of months you, Sam and Bucky had endured, being invited back to Louisiana for the Wilson’s cookout was the best and only way you could’ve imagined celebrating your victory. 

The food was delicious, the laughter and happiness that filled the atmosphere was infectious and to have a moment of joy without the lingering fear of disaster was all you could have asked for.

You sat on one of the picnic tables by the water, the slight wind ruffling your hair, but you didn’t mind. Turning your head slightly to the right, your gaze fell upon Sam and the smile that took up most as his face as he posed for the camera with an older man who looked ecstatic to be in presence.

You were happy for Sam, truly. He deserved that shield. You watched as the others continued to smother the new Captain America with affection, taking pictures with funny faces and poses. You made a mental note to go over later and get a few pictures with him of your own.

You giggled to yourself as one of the women went on to kiss his cheek and as you turned your head, your eyes met a certain super soldier who was busy letting some of the kids hang off his metal arm. You couldn’t help the smile that spread across your face.

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[luvinchris]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Photoshoot

[tedllasso]

Chris Evans as Andy Barber in Defending Jacob, 2020

[carryoncaptainrogers]

I’m looking for a Steve Rogers fic that started right after Steve came out of the ice. I can’t remember if it was a reader insert or OC, but they were tasked with helping him get acclimated to modern times. They are an agent of SHIELD and they’ve been tracking down this bad guy who keeps shooting them in the shoulder or something. They had it set out to cover all the movies up until Endgame. The last time I saw it on my feed, the author had finished most of Age of Ultron. I think the reader insert or OC was also sent to convince Steve to help track down Loki and then during AOU Steve and them finally kissed. I don’t remember too much about it, but I could probably think of a few more details. Is this something that you’ve heard of or maybe your followers?

Hello friend! Unfortunately I’m not familiar with this one 🤔 but I’m happy to put some feelers out for you!

Anyone able to help figure out this Steve fic??

[lesbiradshaw]

no one requested this but here are some of my favorites details about steve and also some of the many reasons i love him:

1. his baby shoes and baby picture in the museum exhibit from tfatws. i know EVERYONE was a baby, but having evidence steve in fact was one too makes my heart melt and so does the comparison of his tiny shoes and big ones being side by side.

2. him writing his lines for the USO show on the back of his shield to help him memorize them. ‘girls’ ‘cap’ … he’s so cute.

3. him cupping bucky’s face when he finds him at azzano. it is public knowledge i am a stevebucky enthusiast but even if i wasn’t … the tenderness and easiness of touch is so sweet ☹️.

4. him clearing the howlies’ glasses away from them in the bar scene when he goes to tell the bartender they want another round. he wasn’t even asked to … he’s just that helpful and polite with his friends.

5. i know this is a tumblr post that has been floating around forever but the fact steve wears converse … again: a common trait, but somehow even cuter when it comes from him.

6. his little ‘rogers’ nametag on his uniform 😭 as if people don’t know EXACTLY who wears that suit.

7. him wearing CKs with his stuffy khakis and too tight t-shirts <3.

8. the arm scar he has that the serum canonically left untouched. proof that steve rogers can indeed scar, just like bucky barnes. the serum didn’t make him imperfect or invincible after all.

9. him being the one to provide first-aid to clint on the jet in aou … using the nursing skills his mama probably taught him to take care of his teammate like the kindhearted man he is.

10. his blue waterbottle with the sippy straw he brings to meetings and carries around the compound :).

[lesbiradshaw]

11. the freckles he has all over his chest but specifically the one right by his left nipple.

12. on that note, the way he has a line of them from his neck right to the bump on his nose. my little constellation.

13. the fact he saved bucky a seat at the movie even though he didn’t show.

14. the tummy window in his uniform !!!!!!!!!

15. him drawing on everything he can, including disposable placemats + the fact he draws in general to de-stress.

16. his loopy handwriting and the way he takes catching up on the media he missed so seriously; enough to make specific categories.

17. the fact he’s a reader even outside wanting to catch up on history (as seen by his suitcase in tfa being filled with books).

18 & 19. him thinking a good disguise consists of covering up his hair and MAYBE his eyes. my little super spy.

20. the way he continues to wear the shield harness with his uniform even though he doesn’t have the shield anymore and clearly has no problem changing parts of the outfit considering he ripped off the star and the avenger’s symbol. maybe he just likes the security it provides?

[takemedancingmaine]

@pagesoflauren

[pagesoflauren]

This is the purest damn thing.

[shewhowillrise]

So who else misses 2012 and the “they all live in the tower and tony made them separate floors” fanfics after seeing that shit fire angsty trailer

[corvigae]

Bold of you to assume I’ve ever moved on from this

[jezi-belle]

Fam, 2013 Avengers fandom is still lit, idk what to tell you. We stopped at Winter Soldier long enough to pick up Bucky and Sam and haven’t looked back since.

[trekkitkat]

Stopping again to pick up Yelena, Kate, Stephen and Peter. The residential levels in the tower will need some renovations. Kate’s apartment will need a dog-door for Lucky and make sure Yelena’s apartment looks out over Central park. She likes the view.  

[carryoncaptainrogers]

The Tracksuit Mafia men are my favorite 😂

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

The attention to detail and character relationships in “Hawkeye”, while not necessarily on the level of “WandaVision”, needs to be talked about more in the fandom:

1) The 2012 opening scene as a perfect analogy for the entire show. From Kate’s perspective, all she sees is the wonder and glamour of being a superhero when Clint Barton swings away to safety from the Chitauri. But what she doesn’t see is the cold, hard reality since Clint severely injured himself after doing that move.

2) The show already foreshadowing Clint and Kate’s father-daughter relationship before they even met. Clint’s favorite child is Lila, his only daughter. Lila’s also the Barton kid who decided to take up archery. Then we have Kate being a full-on daddy’s girl who lost her dad at the start of the series. 

3) The direct callback to Natasha Romanoff’s “catch-and-release” strategy with Clint doing the same move.

4) The fight scenes reflecting the two leads’ personalities and skill levels. Clint Barton, the tired, grumpy veteran who’s survived large-scale battles, fights nonchalantly but in a way that you can tell he’s extremely skilled (you especially see this in the LARPing scene). Kate Bishop, the green rookie who’s only ever fought in tournaments and controlled settings, is able to hold her own but struggles against low-level criminals. It’s not because she can’t fight but because she’s never had to fight for her life.

5) The two Hawkeyes being polar opposites in nearly every possible way. You have the obvious differences, like Clint being an old veteran who prefers simple approaches and Kate being a young rookie who prefers extravagant approaches. But then you have the more subtle differences, like Clint having a loving family and Kate having a dysfunctional one. 

6) All the nods to the comics, such as the close adaptation of the Tracksuit Mafia and Kate using a pizza box to ice her wound.

7) Pretty much all the lyrics to “Rogers: The Musical”. Just as a quick example, the lyric “While Hawkeye seems cool, like a really nice guy”, reflecting the character’s reputation as the Avenger who no one really knows or understands. 

[kenloganroy]

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)  1x03 | POWER BROKER

[agentholland-deactivated2023020]

Steve Rogers | Captain America: The First Avenger

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

Enjoy the Show

Pairing: Demon!Dean x female!reader, Steve Rogers

Summary: When Demon Dean shows up in the middle of the night, Steve walks in on the two of you in a compromising situation. Who knew you’d all get off on it?

WC: 288

Warnings: rough smut (face fucking/deepthroating, hair pulling, exhibitionism, slight degradation, implied voyeurism) It’s Demon Dean, so please be aware of your triggers, friends.

A/N: Welp, this is a step outside my vanilla comfort zone lol. Another for @cockslut-padalecki’s Kinktober Edition challenge (“Who would’ve guessed you’re into this” & kink prompts). Gif credit: @jojjokiwi​ @carvedsam​

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[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

The Best Remedy

Pairing: MoC!Dean x female!reader x Bucky

Summary: Deep down, the three of you know there’s no fighting sexy times when you encounter sex pollen on a case.

WC: 269

Warnings: sex pollen, pre-smutish so nothing too explicit

A/N: This is probably a little vanilla for @cockslut-padalecki’s Kinktober Edition challenge, but please go easy on me—I’m getting warmed up haha. Also written for Day 10: Crossover for @winchester-reload​’s Suptober21

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