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If Steve “That’s America’s Ass” Rogers is seen as some kind of iconic feature, and as with others some might kiss or otherwise touch them…

Does smacking Steve Rogers on the ass count as getting a blessing from America?

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Tony offers to cook for the night for his son Peter and husband Stephen, it wasn't one of their better days...

If Tony offers to cook again Peter and Stephen immediately opt for take-out. Tony only frowns as he can't remember the events of that night, having knocked himself out on one of the kitchen cupboards in panic of thinking he was blind.

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Sam: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Women watching Endgame: I'm totally straight, just look at all these hot men-

Carol Danvers: *enters scene with new haircut*

Women watching Endgame: Okay, maybe I'm slightly attracted to women, it is a cute hairc-

Carol Danvers: *destroys huge spaceship without breaking a sweat*

Women watching Endgame: Am I the only one getting hot in here? Is the AC of-

Carol Danvers: *maKES THANOS FALTER*

Women watching Endgame: *Sexual Awakening*

Women watching Endgame: I'm totally gay. She can step on me and I'll praise her for the Goddess she is. Being straight was totally a phase- *incoherent rambling*

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Bucky, after Steve shows up old and grey: I've finally realised what the giant A on his head stands for-

Sam: Dude what are-

Bucky: Asshole.

Sam: You do realise he passed the suit and shield down to me right?

Bucky: Oh, I know.

Sam: ... Asshole.

Bucky: *smirks*

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How Captain America Civil War really started:

Tony: Hey Steve what does the 'A' on your helmet stand for?

Steve: Well Tony, I believe it stands for Ame-

Tony: I think it stands for Asshole.

Rhodey: Ooh burn. *raises hand and they fist bump*

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I’m gay for two captains.

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Tony drunk off his ass

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I’d like to imagine Thor is like this

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