Life and Cake

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I would love if Brennan gave the Schemers Table members Lair Actions when they are in "their" spot of the city.

This is my head-canon explanation of why THE Lady Cormoray wasn't able to kill Bolaire and Hal. Bolaire had four great roles in a row: the disadvantage saving throws he still passed then the double rolls Lady Cormoray both failed. Like, excuse you, this is Bolaire's museum with Bolaire's employees around the corner and that is Bolaire's emotional support orc behind him. You will not harm this place.

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Hidden Pot of Gold Poundcake

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Happy 100th birthday Edward Gorey.

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Valentines Banana Muffins

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Solar Eclipse Coconut Caramel Cookies

Made shortbread cookies. Mixed toasted coconut into homemade caramel. Melted chocolate with black food dye for moon discs. Dyed regular coconut yellow and arranged around the chocolate discs. Put cookies, coconut caramel, yellow coconut strips, and black chocolate discs together!

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[Image Description: Laudna wearing makeup with flowers in her hair sings Ashton’s name. Ashton responds, hey...You look good. A critter wearing a Tombstone shirt with tears of joy grabs a critter with an Imodna shirt on to ask: IS THIS HOW YOU ALWAYS FEEL?  End Image Description.]

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Fearne would speedrun loot the afterlife.

[Image Description: Vax saying, Stop That, while a hand comes towards him. Fearne responding, Stop What? while wearing his Raven Queen mask. A maskless Vax looking tired. End Image Description.]

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There’s so many ways the deaths at the end of 33 might be handled. (I highly doubt this route would happen…..but) Fearne was accidentally traded to the powerful hag Morrighan. If word got back to her, she’d probably be able to resurrect her favorite toy. Morri enjoyed Fearne so much that she took nearly an extra century of time with her. She wouldn’t let that be the end. Then the issue becomes convincing Morrighan to let Fearne out of her house again.

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My two cents on the Mollymauk vs Kingsley debate. Even if the shard isn’t exactly Molly, it’s more like Molly than some dissatisfied fans think. “But he rejected his name.” The shard never chose that name in the first place. Gustav misheard his mutterings of ”empty” as “M.T.” and faked a name for documents. “But he rejected his coat.” The shard didn’t necessarily want the aesthetic Molly embodied, what he wanted was to hide those creepy eyeballs. That’s canonically why he got a million tattoos; not because he wanted them on their own but to hide the eyes amidst a where’s Waldo of fashion choices. It’s not mentioned if that reasoning is also why Molly got the crazy coat, but it wouldn’t surprise me. The circus probably encouraged any crazy clothing choices. So, when the shard wakes up with no creepy eyes to hide all over his body, yeah he’s gonna chose something more normal to wear. When he gets a chance to pick his own name, why would he go with a title someone else picked out for him? That would be the equivalent of Yasha pointing at him in his muddled state and saying, “You’re John now.”

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[Image Description: Isharnai’s wrinkly hand with elongated fingers and fingernails reaching down for a blueberry cupcake on a crystal plate. The hand is a paper cut out with inked designs. The cupcake, plate, and teaspoon filled with blue sugar are three dimensional objects. End Image Description.]

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Stop backseat tundra trekking, Beau. I’m sure Lucien knows where he’s going. (Try to spot the hidden message and third character)

[Image Description: An impudent Beau and seething Lucien hold a map of Eiselcross as blizzard winds ruin their hair. End Image Description.]

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A humble request for Critical Role fan artists...

TLDR: tag fan-art with the episode it pertains to (for example “c2e26″)

With the finale coming up, I’ve seen an influx of art being uploaded as people finish that piece they’ve been putting off. A lot of these are appropriately tagged “critical role spoilers”. However, many of these that pertain to certain scenes/episodes lack an episode tag. The episode tag helps new fans who are behind to better experience the fandom. If your fan-art only has the spoiler tag then those avoiding spoilers would have to wait until they finished the whole darn podcast! It also helps for people who want to relive moments/episodes or are looking for twenty images of that one scene for their amv, etc.

While you’re here, also try adding common captions on images for the visually disabled. Set them up as so [Image Description: There is no image on this post. This is just an example for common captions. End Image Description.]

Please share this post so other people see to do this! (Really this can apply to most fandoms not just CR...)

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What a way to bring Clarota back you guys.

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Hang up your vampires by the chimney with care.

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[Image Description: Text reading “Life Imitates Art” is above Keyleth staring at a grinning Veth and Marisha staring at a grinning Sam. Emphasis is over Keyleth’s and Veth’s shared antler headdresses. Emphasis is also over Marisha’s real face and the printed copy on Sam’s shirt. End Image Description.]

(Can you find the hidden message/joke?)

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Art I made for my friends’ characters! We’re playing a spooky RPG called Kids on Bikes...(...if anyone wants to hear us https://www.twitch.tv/mab_cat ...)