The Life and Loves of an Obsessed Idiot

[animentality]

[just-call-me-zinnia]

I love the fact that the Leverage Crew is canonically absurdly rich and this is used to justify everything from advanced tech to Hardison buying a building. They found the infinite money glitch (robbing rich assholes on the regular).

[ventresses]

This is a perfect time to read the brilliant and unforgettable graphic novel(s) Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi, about growing up in Iran during and after the Iranian Revolution, and the rise of the oppressive theocracy that persists to this day.

Both graphic novels are available free online (Persepolis vol. 1, Persepolis vol. 2)

It also was adapted to a wonderful film (co-directed and co-written by the author) which is available to watch for free on Sundance Now (sign up for the free trial)

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

[sepdet]

[emeraldwhale]

[kleefkruid]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[victoryrifle]

THE MUMMY (1999)

dir. Stephen Sommers

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[dumpsterfire620]

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[bathroomcube]

now remember, "kink" is to "fetish" as "poisonous" is to "venomous"

*hands you a knife*

you know what to do. we're all counting on you.

[superdz555]

(link)

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[phantomrose96]

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

[phantomrose96]

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

finely aged 2011 meme:

“blow into my eyes”/“there’s a dog behind you” “what does he look like?”

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

inception came out EIGHT WHOLEASS YEARS AGO and these are still funny

[zenayumiii]

She got out of bed for 1 second

[fiden-criatura]

@a-twistedheartslonging

[pippastrelle]

Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.

Suitors:

[tenoart]

If ur in the epic discord you've seen this dumb thing already but here it is again

[n0b0dys-ech0]

ngl he looks trustworthy I'd let him-- /j

[pumpkinhrat]