Everything you want is Nothing

My second name you ask? Procrastination. Btw I'm a Gemini.

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[robanybody]

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

[capacity]

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[roy-kent]

me, handing in my essays:

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

[iheartgrandma]

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

[dudeinthestacks]

I’m sick of this.

[imanes]

conceptually (and through fiction) i can appreciate a man but in reality they’re so poorly executed… always telling me “oh so you’re like THAT” when i mention the most trivial detail about my personhood bitch change your tune what a CLICHÉ

[squareallworthy]

“Explain it to me like I’m five” sounds great until an actual five-year-old asks you why radio waves can go through walls and then you realize you don’t really know anything about anything.

[argumate]

surely the real question is why light can’t go through walls

[squareallworthy]

We did attempt to approach the problem from that angle, yes. But when this line of inquiry eventually led to “how do electric eels make electricity” I just had to give up.

[argumate]

“you know what happens to children who ask too many difficult questions? yeah that’s right, they grow up into total nerds”

[anxietyproblem]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cyborgslayers]

ok *has problems*

[omegaverse]

internet isnt even fun i just be on here

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Phones with only one pussy are classist “ohh you can charge your phone and use headphones if you got Bluetooth” you got Bluetooth money???

[such-justice-wow]

Please don’t call the ports that

[strongbowdarkfruit]

hey could you hold this for me *gives you my hand*

[bestmarvelmate]

[crewman-penelope]

This is the best! And so focking accurate!!

[irollforinitiative]

My students are taking a midterm. And I’m shaking with laughter. Fuck. Too real. This post ruined my illusion of being a stoic teacher proctoring an exam.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

not to take a joke post seriously but this is literally the ideal period humor because

1.) no gendered language

2.) no assumption that people only use tampons (weirdly prevalent??? in discussions about periods)

3.) Thor is here and Thor makes everything better 

[yehudah]

my mom: comes home and puts the groceries down on the table really hard

me who knows exactly whats coming:

[yehudah]

parent: comes home and slams the door with more force than usual

me:

[jammerraccoon]

my mom: stands on the porch with her arms crossed with that im very angry at you face tm on me already knowing what she is going to yell at me for: 

[realjerma985-archive-deactivate]

my mom: walks with heavy steps through the house.

me:

[palenoface]

my mom : walks loud & fast in the hallway towards my room

me :

[mentallydobious]

Ya’ll, uuuh, I think, maybe, your home life might not have been so super healthy.... ?

[yehudah]

yes thats the point.

[myfoethedeer]

That's exactly the point.

[yosoyleche]

Last month I applied to two jobs and didn’t get either of them. A friend even put in a good word for me for one of them. This Monday I started an internship that pays more than one of the jobs and the internship is actually in my field of study. My co-workers are nice and have so much experience to share with me. I’m glad I didn’t hear back from either of those two positions. I was a bit demotivated about employment after graduation but it worked out.

Allow yourself to be disappointed/frustrated but keep at the job hunting at the same time. Somethings on the way.

[frogitivity]

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