Wake me up

That one crazy fangirl XD I CAN DO ANYTHING AND SO CAN YOU.

[marydarkheart]

The human body is a piece of shit and I am but it's co-pilot

[marydarkheart]

YOU HEARD OF UNHINGED THREATS NOW GET READY FOR UNHINGED COMPLEMENTS!

I want to mount your head on my wall so I can look at you everyday

[marydarkheart]

Titanic: Hi sisters going on my first voyage today wish me luck

Olympic: Yaz girl you got this just follow the route and you'll be fine

Brittanic: It's rough out there but I'm sure you can handle it

Carpathia: Um guys I have bad news

[marydarkheart]

Just made a realization today

Is this dudes name Milo because it rhymes with silo?

[pukicho]

Do you ever think to yourself when you see yourself in a tumbler video?

I don't watch tumblr videos. I am tumblr videos.

[marydarkheart]

You're not wrong

[pukicho]

I like this noise: Rogh

[marydarkheart]

Puki has spoken this is the sound we must live by

[kaijuno]

Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie

[ferventvervet]

but why would you hide this in the tags though

[marydarkheart]

Why are you correct?

[calware]

[calware]

ok there. are you guys happy now

[marydarkheart]

Hm.................I'm too Homestuck for this

[institutionalized-gaming]

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

[its-an-ear-hat-john]

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

[bedhead-queen]

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

[marydarkheart]

LETS GET SPOOKY!

[marydarkheart]

So playing Omega Ruby for the first time and asked why the team magma grunt was lowercase dabbing

[pukicho]

What the fuck was I thinking

[marydarkheart]

Put this on a shirt with the caption Hand Study

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

[randomingoftherandomness]

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

[twinkgirlboywife]

Miles: Peter I think we can stop pretending you’re gay, my parents already know I’m Spider-Man.

Peter: Who said anything about pretending?

Miles: What! You can’t do that! You’re supposed to be Spider-Man, not my gay uncle.

Peter: Well congrats kid! Now I’m Spider-Man AND your gay uncle

[the-real-slim-shady]

I’ve reblogged this before but im reblogging it again because i literally love this

[kirbyskisses-main-moved-deactiv]

This is everything I have ever loved

[marydarkheart]

YES I LIVE FOR THIS NOW

[marydarkheart]

On a scale from toddler to Cthulu how destroyed is your room right now

[marydarkheart]

I wish my teeth were made out of cheese sometimes

[cannibalchicken]

[kitsune-kaos]

Fuck you #TARGET . i just want some God damned shoes

[the-magnificent-otaku-taco-chan]

[marydarkheart]

WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP ISLE

[mythgendered]

real excited for the new totk mechanics

[marydarkheart]

I'm calling it the Purahdex and no one can stop me

[pukicho]

your old pal pukicho is not in the best spirits today. ur ol pal pukicho needs some cheering up

[marydarkheart]

Puki I'm gonna quote you right now,

"I shove joy into your brain socket and you love it" ~Pukicho