cake.

I like the bakeoff I hope you do as well

[thatbrummielass]

[mars-wants-sleep]

[whycantigotoneverland]

"It's just bread"

Cut to Paul looking murderous

[sp-minion]

I knew they looked familiar

[wildenessat221b]

So Henry’s a rollerblading organist... Alice is an artistic geographer in the Royal Navy... I think the bake off producers own the same dart board as John Green

[msmaxximoff]

It’s been 4 years and I’m still not over the fact that Paul didn’t get star baker for that lion.

It’s an even bigger travesty than when Rahul won last year and not Kim-Joy

[morganaspendragonss]

David, doing his VTs:

[msmaxximoff]

‪“He’s silenced the screaming in his mind with gin.” ‬

Same, tbh

[lavender-bea]

Nice to see bake off encouraging a return to wholesome, traditional british values, home cooking, rearing animals, alcoholism.

[helloandwelcometotheoneshow]

The spirit of Val lives on

[bostinstitches]

Bake off technical instructions. Make the biscuit.

[holymackerel-the-third]

“Mjölnir” 

[aesthilia]

[themillenialfalcon]

How to tell if you are an American while watching The Great British Bake Off:

Mary and Paul: *Say something mildly critical but still extremely nice and patient and even throw in a compliment here and there.*

You: Oh that’s good! They didn’t do so bad after all! =D

Baker: I’m mortified. They were so hard on me and they had every right. I’m definitely going home this week. That was an embarrassment, and I don’t belong in this tent.

You: Oh.

[lymyg]

[primordialnoodlesoup]

10 YEARS AND THEY STILL CANT PUT A RASPBERRY IN THE EMPTY BIT

[isolatedhysteria]