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[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[pommegf]

Danger - mine shafts

[parthenogene]

recovering from this particular period of my life is gonna feel good af if it ever happens

[papayajuan2019]

i know what's in my heart, i need to bring it back into my chest

[perriaeyjeve]

[perriaeyjeve]

[vintagewildlife]

Large yellow underwing (Noctua pronuba) By: Stephen Dalton From: The Complete Encyclopedia of the Animal World 1980

[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[floralls]

Monet’s house&garden, Giverny, France by  Rick Ligthelm

[04k96]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[histrionic-hero]

[swoony-spoonie]

someone: hey how are you

me: moderate to severe

[petitepixiee-deactivated2015070]

things me and my laptop have in common:

slow

difficult to wake up from sleep

struggles to complete basic tasks

[spacecripple]

Things me and my laptop have in common

-Will start, won’t boot.

-Memory Problems

-No one knows what’s wrong.

[soft9-deactivated20160214]

proof i am a grandpa

- hates kids - full of useless information - everything hurts - ready for death

[spoonfulsofgrace]

-creaky joints -angry intestines -wears the same clothes 24/7

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by your own gastrointestinal tract