Humor and Horsepower

Mason. 23. South Florida car enthusiast. I like fishing, good music, and things that make me laugh. Im just trying to find where I belong again. ask me stuff 12.2.16 @M.A32.son

[depsidase]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amuseoffyre]

My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!

It’s just like this:

They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.

[autumngracy]

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

[v0idbird]

OH SHIT PLESIOSAUR PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!

[uncle-beanbag]

This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.

[olderboy-aesthethic]

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[bfleuter]

Dungeon:

[katedrawscomics]

the party embarks upon a laser quest

[the-minecraft-funnies]

why does building underground feel more satisfying than above ground

[the-memedaddy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

At this very moment, someone is desperately trying to unclog a toilet at a party or a friend’s house.

[earthstory]

natures

VOLUME UP 🔊

Alligators are extremely vocal animals, making loud grunts called bellows year-round, but especially around their mating season.🐊

Follow @roam for more!👈

[antique-scarecrow]

IS THIS WHAT THE DINOSAURS SOUNDED LIKE

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

[catsbeaversandducks]

Public service announcement: DO NOT attempt to take panoramic photos of your pet. The results are traumatic.

Via Countryside Veterinary Hospital

[mawyerr-deactivated20130504]

[patina-research]

[kascaban]

can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??

My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”

My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??

i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???

what the fuck

can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??

[shenice-alisha]

this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.

[acoolguy]

instead of Friends they should’ve called it Friends & Ross

[acoolguy]

every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross

[acoolguy]

just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn’t give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit

[glitterspray]

I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced. All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is ‘learning so much’ from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn’t think being a nanny is a man’s job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I’m pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he’s a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity.

[lyriumandbiotics]

What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better.

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris, and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job. 

[theroborobin]

I watched an episode where Ross and Rachel got trashed in Vegas and then went to the chapel and got married. When they came to Ross wouldn’t get an annulment because he didn’t want to be known as the guy who gets divorced. He is kind of awful.

[obedientfairie-deactivated20200]

KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN KIDS DRAG THAT FUCKER

[supercub-deactivated20171230]

Or the one where Ross yells at Rachel for dating Elizabeth’s dad because it’s “weird” for him but had no problem going out with Rachel’s sister, Jill, when Rachel had an issue with it.

[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

Or how about the one where Rachel is having the time of her life at a job she loves, but insecure douche canoe Ross has a problem that she’s working with another man, and gives Rachel such a hard time about it, she decides she needs a break from their relationship

[take-my-eeveelution]

The show Friends actually invented the term ‘friendzone’ to describe Ross’ inability to show Rachel that he wanted to be with her (back at the start).

[jadedhavok]

I fucking hate Ross so much

[ihategingfreecss-deactivated202]

Remember when he cheated on Rachel and refused to say he was sorry about it because “it was Rachel’s fault, she wanted a break”? Ross is just a disgusting dickwad.

[mysharona1987]

*At the hospital*

“I am Dr Ross Gellar!”

Rachel sighing: “Please, Ross. That means something here.” 

[crimewave420]

[topmiata]

💚 @benmejias #TopMiata https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn3RQXcA30i/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=169l5amtw9nmz

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someone had a crush on you ,was totally secretly in love with you, dreamed about you at night and you have no idea.