Mason Ashe

|Mason Ashe| |30 CisMale| |Gay Nerd™| |He/Him/His| |NSFW | Furry AF. Here until Tumblr burns to the ground

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[targetedknowledge]

[octavio-world]

[pigsongpearls]

Finally! The porcine genius.

Pass the Pigs Repigged

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[sci-fi-gifs]

The Fifth Element (1997) dir. Luc Besson – costume design by Jean Paul Gaultier

[kokotwounite]

new wip on patreon! working on a handsome boar 🥺 so big i have to look up

check him out on

patreon.com/koko2unite

[octavio-world]

[everythingfox]

[thedevilsrain]

jon snow: im a bastard. everyone hates me. i want to die. and im 14

tyrion for some fucking reason:

[willowycreatures]

the way i didn't remember this at all that i had to open the books only to see that ghost was as gagged as i am right now

[boarfan82]

I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

[limesquares]

i couldnt resist her Enchanting Shape

[pereczke]

Im at work and nobody knows that im painting Doris from Shrek in Pre-Raphaelite style on my ipad.

[pereczke]

In case anyone thought I was lying, here is the proof!

My reference was Hanging the Mistletoe by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Its hard to match with their skill but that lady reminded me of Doris very much)

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

Spanish speaking customer: *comes up to the counter asking for front brake pads and sparks plugs*

Me, in English: Yeah, no problem! Ano? Marca? *get his car year, make and model plugged in, go find his parts, bring them to him*

Spanish speaking customer: *as he inspects the parts, starts in on some story about his mechanic and the brakes that involves a bit more cussing than most guys usually use*

Me, having to waive him off: Sir, um, no comprende? Un momentito por favor. *pulls up google translate, types out “the only Spanish I speak is car parts and the bad words”*

Spanish speaking customer:*straight up cackles, pats me on the back, pays, and leaves*

Bilingual customer: *steps up to the counter, sees my google translate still up on the screen, also cackles* Oh, nice! That’s adorable!

[despazito]

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion

[batwynn]

Spin this wheel and tell me if you got something you need/want.

Did you need/want it?

Yes please

No thanks

Eh, couldn’t hurt

Well NOW I need it

Please do not give this to me

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2025

[masonashe]

Excuse me, fucking asshole wheel. I don't need cheese, I NEED LOVE.

[shibziroo]

would you?

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[creeket]

YALSo lOcKEd miAUt O De fECKIn cAr

[figmentforms-the-human]

OTIS IS BACK