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I forget that springtime comes with a heavy realization, every year. They Re everywhere guys, they are back and they are aggressive AF and when it happens I immediately miss the sweet denial winter gives me. It begins with stink bugs, then those huge beetles, now today a yellow jacket tried to swuare up with me in the most human like way. I'm terrified that this specific motherfucker will bully me until October when it finally invades every part of hell instead of innocence. I made eye contact with a yellow jacket that rammed itself against the glass door at eye level.

#spring #fuck #no #Satan #bugs #are #fucked

lunah-goodbye

I know the American healthcare system is already a joke but this is to funny

chemegeek14

My aunt-in-law does this. She asked for an itemized bill once and saw that they charged her $25 for a single bandaid for her son’s 3 stitches. So she marched over to RiteAid, bought a box of bandaids, marched into the billing office, slapped one band aid on their desk, and demanded they take the $25 off her bill since she reimbursed them one bandaid. Needless to say, the rest of the ridiculous charges were dealt with in a similar manner.....she’s scary.....

crittizen

Don’t be afraid to be a Karen about your healthcare

snark-n-snack

Health Karen

speaknow

I love those autumn mornings when you can smell the air and it’s a little bit cold but not too cold and there are leaves everywhere

wrightedgar

jimmy neutron was really fucked up

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

disco2000bypulp

pinkladymeggie

How they filmed John Wick’s fall in John Wick 3.

gluten-free-pussy

I’m not American so I don’t know, but like did you guys get a stimulus check for $1200 just ONCE??? I thought it was supposed to be biweekly like what us Canadians are getting? What the fuck is $1200 going to do????? That’s not even rent in some places?? I am so confused...

dicapito2-deactivated20230424

Sadly it was just once.

And yup... that’s Murica for ya.

gluten-free-pussy

I don’t...I’m struggling to wrap my head around this??? What exactly is $1200 going to do? At best a family of four is getting like 3K (it’s 1200 per adult and 500 for kids right?). That’s still not enough for one time. I can honestly understand the people who were protesting their right to get back to work. Like if the situation was that dire for me, I’d want to go back to work too.

fuccstaff

Most of us never even got a check btw 🙃

Noone in my house hold of four (4) working adults recieved a check.

gluten-free-pussy

I’m honestly so sorry, I cannot imagine how fucking stressful this whole thing must be for you.

On another note: now that I understand this, it kinda puts all of the protests (BLM related and otherwise) in perspective. No wonder there’s so much unrest; people are broke, they’re scared, they’re angry, and they feel helpless. Whether it’s from racism or dire financial crisis or both. And the leadership in response has been abysmal. I truly wonder how all of this shit will play out in terms of the election coming up in November. But forreal, I’m genuinely sorry that so many of you are struggling rn.

afeelgoodblog

Great parenting example

star-anise

[image description: Text saying, “I heard my mother asking our neighbour for some salt. I asked her why she was asking them as we have salt at home. She replied, “It’s because they are always asking us for things; they’re poor. So, I thought I’d ask something small from them so as not burden them, but at the same time make them feel as if we need them too. That way it’ll be easier for them to ask us for anything they need from us.” -Shared by Sh. ‘Alī ad-‘Afīfī” End description.]