my mother hates me

im all about the god damn bass

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[striveforgreatnessss]

lets see if this works

[nak-toms]

memes i want back:

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

[inspirationalinsider-deactivate]

[bundyspooks]

this vine of an animated skeleton has a warning for sensitive content

[ohmysupernatural]

[masterballsz-blog]

Hi there

hallooo

[masterballsz-blog]

Are ya a wizurd?

yars i erm

[masterballsz-blog]

WELCOME JOHN ERICSSON

because you are in my blog

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

When you and your best friend go to hell and it’s fun af

[notxam]

somebody is paying for this billboard

[brucebocchi]

we, as a society, are paying for this billboard

[masterballsz-blog]

i would go to that class

[notxam]

somebody is paying for this billboard

[brucebocchi]

we, as a society, are paying for this billboard

[masterballsz-blog]

I SHOULD REALLY STUDY FOR MY FINAL EXAMS AND YET HERE I AM SCROLLING DOWN ON TUMBLR

[boopsbucket]

[loveforpalestine]

take a moment to look at stars and realise nothing matters. problems are futile. the planets spin and life goes on. you are your own celestial being

[fuckoffcal]

[unclefather]

My Nem is Zen

[fidget-sinner]

In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful