Ever since you started working on base as a secretary, no one's been that...fond of you.
Namely because you seem intent on being a homewrecker whenever you talk to ghost or soap.
Everyone knows the two are married, obvious by the rings they were around base and the multiple recruits who've caught them...sharing some marital enjoyment in storage closets. Despite that, you still flirt with ghost and soap whenever possible, blatant to anyone around.
A sweet "morning, gorgeous." to ghost as you pass him in the halls, giving his bicep a quick squeeze, or a "i like the new cologne, johnny."
New showing them the respect they deserve, practically undressing them with your eyes. Of course, only when one of them alone. No one says anything until gaz finds you and soap sharing an obviously heated kiss behind the shooting range.
Gaz...he would never let soap break ghosts heart like that.
So he confronts you, pulls you aside when you get in the next morning and hisses "the hell do you think you're doing, kissing soap like that?"
Gaz isn't sure what he expects but it's certainly not for you to scoff and say "what? You mean i can't kiss my husbands anymore?"
"....ghost and soap are married." Gaz offers weakly, suddenly confused.
"yeah, also married to me" you say pointedly, holding up your hand with a clear wedding band. Then, you pull out your phone, grumbling "I can't believe those dumbasses didn't tell you."
Which is how gaz gets to see lovely photos of you, soap, and ghost all in the same house. Some professional pieces, but most candid.
Gaz asks you to send him some of what you've lovingly dubbed the "sleepy soldiers" genre of soap or ghost passed out in the strangest places....definitely not for blackmail or anything.