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30 | she/her

[masterclassofescapism]

masterlist

[bucky barnes]

brushstrokes and blushes – a meet-cute with Bucky Barnes at a painting class

🔞 walls – you are Barnes's roommate, and your bedrooms share a wall – meaning he can hear everything

[simon 'ghost' riley]

halloween hunt - you are waiting for your friends at a Halloween-themed park when you catch the attention of one of the actors... (or: you distract Ghost when he should be focusing on a mission)

[jake 'hangman' seresin] single again - Jake reaches his breaking point watching you with the wrong guy and finally decides to stake his claim (inspired by Single Again - Josh Ross)

single again - Jake reaches his breaking point watching you with the wrong guy and finally decides to stake his claim (inspired by Single Again - Josh Ross)

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[academicblorbo]

Give him another award for best way to acknowledge and honour your co-star because holy shit

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[tinylilemrys]

Just thinking about Ilya making the playoffs for the first time with the Cens and getting texts from Yuna and David about it.

Yuna's one is like, "HOLY SHIT THE CENTAURS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS! I never thought I'd be so excited to say that. 😂 This is such a huge achievement and I couldn't be more proud of you! This means I'm finally going to have to cave and by an Ottawa jersey. Don't tell David I told you, but he's still drying his eyes about it. Bubbly when you and Shane come over on Saturday for SURE, okay? Love you lots. SO proud."

And David's is like, "You did it, Cap! I know how hard you worked for this and it's paid off. We'll be cheering you on for every game. I am so unbelievably proud of you, kiddo. Love you lots - can't wait to see you and Shane on Saturday."

And Ilya just sits there unable to breathe because he's never had a text like this after making the playoffs except maybe from Svetlana. He replies to the messages, eyes blurry with tears, and spends the rest of the night opening them at random times, just overwhelmed by how loved he truly is.

[wolvieispunk]

Yeah i'll share it again

[themoonandmyman]

Hollanov with the fattest fucking baby you’ve ever seen. They’re biting her lil arm rolls and she’s giggling like a hyena. Ilya’s carrying her on his hip with it jutted out in a pair of short shorts like an 80s mom and Shane is wearing the ugliest khaki pants available with a fanny pack full of baby wipes. and they’re all caked in sunscreen and smiling brighter than the sun that’s beating down. Baby Hollanovs First Waterpark. Are you seeing the vision I’m painting

[themoonandmyman]

here’s some happiness amongst the angst there u go

[rawme-price]

Ghost who gets relentlessly bullied for bringing in a tea from a little cafe to a meeting, why? Because it's clearly from the expensive cafe a bit aways from base. Not the normal expensive, but the why the hell would anyone pay that much for a drink?? Expensive.

Ghost scoffs at soap's and Gaz's impulsive spending habits, he buys second-hand clothes and used everything until it needs to be tossed out.

But ghost...insists it's not expensive. Raises his brow at the sergeants and says "i can afford a two quid drink every week, you cunts. I'm not that bad."

Gaz stares at ghost for a solid two minutes before pointing at his cup "sir. That tea is twenty-eight pounds."

....ghost has been buying tea from the cafe you work at shop for literal months now and has never once realized you heavily discount his drinks in an attempt to flirt.

Upon connecting the dots, the sergeants tear into him for that too.

[russianblush]

ilya happy trail and bush ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[lucylehane]

Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)

It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[rawme-price]

Medic!reader who clearly favours soap during battle, and it pisses everyone else off.

"Seriously, soap, you have your own personal medic." Gaz rants between bites of crisps that certainly aren't his, not that ghost stops the sergeant from stealing from his plate "it's unfair. How the hell did you convince 'em that you're worth that much work?"

"Ach, yer being dramatic, gaz." Soap grins, leaning back in his seat "you all get help, no harm done."

"Hrmph. Took me twenty minutes to get an assist." Ghost grunts, opens his mouth expectantly for a crisp from gaz. "Seems like bloody favoritism, johnny. How'd you do it?"

"....you want to know my secret?" Soap prompts, an absolutely gleeful look on his face.

A pointed look from both of them.

"I moan and whine when I get patched up." Soap preens at his statement, oblivious to the widening eyes of his teammates "fucker seems to love it, pretty sure it's some freaky sexual thing."

"And...you're...okay with that?" Gaz asks, only mildly shocked.

"I once whimpered at a thorn in my pinky and honest to god got a little star-pattern bandage for it not a minute later." Soap points out.

"...what kind of sounds work best?" Ghost is already leaning in, taking out his notepad.

[rawme-price]

Ever since you started working on base as a secretary, no one's been that...fond of you.

Namely because you seem intent on being a homewrecker whenever you talk to ghost or soap.

Everyone knows the two are married, obvious by the rings they were around base and the multiple recruits who've caught them...sharing some marital enjoyment in storage closets. Despite that, you still flirt with ghost and soap whenever possible, blatant to anyone around.

A sweet "morning, gorgeous." to ghost as you pass him in the halls, giving his bicep a quick squeeze, or a "i like the new cologne, johnny."

New showing them the respect they deserve, practically undressing them with your eyes. Of course, only when one of them alone. No one says anything until gaz finds you and soap sharing an obviously heated kiss behind the shooting range.

Gaz...he would never let soap break ghosts heart like that.

So he confronts you, pulls you aside when you get in the next morning and hisses "the hell do you think you're doing, kissing soap like that?"

Gaz isn't sure what he expects but it's certainly not for you to scoff and say "what? You mean i can't kiss my husbands anymore?"

"....ghost and soap are married." Gaz offers weakly, suddenly confused.

"yeah, also married to me" you say pointedly, holding up your hand with a clear wedding band. Then, you pull out your phone, grumbling "I can't believe those dumbasses didn't tell you."

Which is how gaz gets to see lovely photos of you, soap, and ghost all in the same house. Some professional pieces, but most candid.

Gaz asks you to send him some of what you've lovingly dubbed the "sleepy soldiers" genre of soap or ghost passed out in the strangest places....definitely not for blackmail or anything.

[themoonandmyman]

#myshane couldn’t give less of a fuck about queer culture he just likes dick in his ass and he loves a Man. If you asked him about Stonewall he’d think it was the name of a tech startup.

#myilya is a fag and he loves it. him and harris watch queer movies once a month with Harris’ mom and they drink margaritas with little umbrellas in them.

[oatmealdiva]

shane:

[navybrat817]

Pick one, lovelies.

Mob

Royalty

Alpha

Voting ended onMay 29

[veltana]

Mob royalty alpha 😌😉

[biteofcherry]

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[evenwing]

"no, he would not be soft to you, he would actually kill you-" dooooon't care, make that man sobbing pathetically on his knees as he begs for you to stay.