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Bots/hackers are using hacked “inactive” twitter accounts now

thenotoriousscuttlecliff

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The Cream of the Crap, 2017

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thebestpartofwakingup

Change your fucking url OP

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megurashkarchived

this is so funny

iamalwayswhatever

My mom: Obviously they got it back

Me: No, the seagull posted it

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game theory:

which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?

paper-mario-wiki

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime

australiansanta

‪americans who are scared of coming to australia bc of the wildlife are fucken wild. like when’s the last time a spider shot up a school lol

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thebetterrachel

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

lmaonade

you idiots always complain about skyrim like ohh the dungeons suck the story suck yadda yadda thats bc ur not supposed to DO any of that dumb shit! ur supposed to roam naked and free and sneak into houses to make soup! it’s a soup game!

yourloverevivesmysoul-blog

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

lilacbreastedroller

is this what rich people worry about lmao

sunbeargirl-deactivated20190401

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

jas720

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

impuretale

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead.

m-korlan

pettiness level: k’nuckles

caecilius-est-pater

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

melonmemes

now if this aint goals idk what is

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

i love the storytelling in the Kirby games because of the ever-present implication that something extremely significant is going on in the background of Kirby’s peaceful life on Popstar

like, in the Kirby universe there’s this massive war between technology and magic and gigantic space demons with cat faces and you don’t get to learn anything significant about it.

you are looking at these events of cosmic significance through Kirby’s eyes, and all Kirby knows is that these are are assholes that caused his sandwich to fall on the kitchen floor this morning and they need to pay for that crime

like, imagine you’re some kind of cosmic warlord demon bent on dominating the universe, but somehow you blowing up a planet caused a sandwich to fall off a plate and that enraged the wrong extremely strong pink baby.

kirby doesn’t know or care who you are or what you’ve accomplished. you indirectly fucked with his lunch and now he’s coming to kill you.

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i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”