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This reminds me of that stint of stomach flu I had a few years ago. It got so bad and I was so dehydrated at the end of it I had to take multiple doses of oral rehydration salts a day and my pee still looked like coke for about a week after.
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people are really mad at me for this post. so i wanna give my apology (heads up, its pretty long)
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Apparently people don't like Myles being the one to make the element shots for Samus but like
When has Samus ever made literally any of the upgrades?
Oh right, never
Because everything has been made for her - if not for her specifically, then at least still made for someone like her
Someone like a Federation soldier, someone like a Chozo warrior, someone like a prophesied "Chosen One"
I actually liked this very much, it gave a very good on-screen reason for an engineer to be mixed in with the crew.
You know, since we never ACTUALLY see him work on Betsy
Sesame Street posting techniques for comforting children during traumatic world events feels so fucking dystopian but here are the slides they posted just in case you or a loved one has any little critters at home right now
No one is doing well right now, but being a little critter right now has got to be terrifying. This is such a crushing series of images, especially considering PBS’s funding got slashed. While I’m happy Sesame Street continues to keep the wellbeing and education of children as a major priority, there’s a certain amount of innocence that Sesame Street represents and this is giving me such a visceral feeling rn
It's breaking my heart to see this is necessary in today's day and age
In the comments, there are people in their early and mid 20s talking about how old they are getting like they don't have more time. As a 28 year old with plenty of friends in their 30s and 40s, I can tell you that you have so much more time! Your life will not end in your 30s.
Enjoy your life instead of mourning the end!
I'm 35, have been married for 8 years this year, have two kids, and last weekend I finished Metroid Prime 4 and then promptly redownloaded the Metroid Prime Remastered for nostalgia's sake.
We still ball, just not in those 4-6 hour binges like we used to when we were teenagers.
Originally my wife and I had the agreement that when I cook, which is most nights, she does the dishes. Recently I've found myself doing the dishes more and more often and yesterday she said that she wanted to do the dishes more again to not let me do all the chores in the evening.
We were both exhausted after a long day, so played rock-paper-scissors to see who would put our oldest to bed. Upon winning I told her I'd do the dishes in return to give her some rest.
Around 8pm we realised one of us still had to pick up my parents car a town over with the bus. I volunteered and in return my wife offered to give our youngest the last bottle of the evening so I could go to bed in time because my alarm always goes early on account of work.
In the end my takeaway is this: Help lighten each other's loads. Thank each other for the work you both put into things, social convention and ingrained patterns be damned.
Consider the other as more important than yourself, and if you both keep that up, you both will always have someone looking out for your needs.
I thought having a messed up sleep schedule was mandatory to be a nerd, not optional. 💀
My sleep schedule has always been work related, although due to the odd jobs I've worked I've never had a "regular" schedule anyways. Times posted are when I used to set my alarm.
Supermarket: 4:30 (opening and travel by bike) or 10:00 (second shift)
Airport retail: flexible in summers, anywhere between 1:00 to 5:00 for first shift depending on expected air traffick, sleeping in until noon for last shift. On the really early ones I'd go to bed around 18:30-19:00 right after dinner the day before
Industrial butchery: 4:30 on weekdays, 3:30 weekends
Electrician: 6:00, in the car at 7:00 sharp because travel time is work time
i've noticed that sometimes when europeans try to talk about how racim is different in europe americans think we are trying to claim europe is less racist when we're actually trying to talk about the 4D chess racism towards "white"/light-skinned minorities that americans do not understand
Honestly it's like comparing chess to warhammer. Like "it's not just black and white, there's nuances and complexities!" sure yeah roll 3 dice to see what kind of slavic people are going to assume you are before you open your mouth and they hear what accent you have.
There is literal inter town racism in Europe. When I talk about how that’s bad I need you to use the logical progression here and conclude that if inter town racism is bad, inter country racism is worse, and colour racism is really fucking bad.
And anyone doubting this has never known the animosity between people from Rotterdam and Amsterdam in the Netherlands. I used to work for an Amsterdam company back in the day, and we did an event in Rotterdam.
Someone during the event suddenly asked me "ey, what is 020 doing in 010?" (these are regional telephone codes. If you're from Amsterdam, your landline phone number always starts with 020-)
I could only respond "dude, I'm from <Other very small town regional number that no one has memorised>, keep me out of this."
I don't know what fucks me up more about long pepper. The fact that it a: Exists at all, b: Is literally just long pepper, or c: Is actually more complex in flavor than regular pepper
The day I discovered long pepper fucked with my mind so much, but it's so good
Egg: Omelet with bacon
Steak: Rare, with smoked salt
Milk: Chocolate
Alcohol: Irish Cider or Neat Whiskey
Warm Drink: Fruit Tea
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Yall the point is that sex toys need to be in a sex store not a pharmacy. Also five year olds these days can in fact read, three year olds these days can read I work in a daycare I have seen it. And why would there be a sex toy AISLE in a PHARMACY in a DRUG STORE?? I’m so??? Sex toys don’t belong in drug stores.
I grew up in pennsylvania, which has pretty stringent liquor laws, so it was absolutely wild to me the first time I walked into a grocery store in california and they had ALCOHOL. RIGHT THERE. NEXT TO THE FOOD. I was shooketh, may I tell you! Alcohol belongs in The Alcohol Store! Why would you treat it as something you can just... purchase! With money and an ID! RIGHT THERE IN PUBLIC! How was anyone not worried that kids might... reach out and TOUCH a bottle!!
I got over it.
Anyway drugstores (in the US) also dispense birth control medications and viagra, sell tampons, antifungals, condoms, and all manner of hygiene products incl. douching kits. Makes perfect sense to me that they'd also sell sex toys. They've got everything else you'd put on your junk.
Eh, five year olds can read, but they're unlikely to be squirrelly about things unless the grown-up in question models squirrelly-ness.
Like, if I had been out shopping seven years ago, it would have gone like this.
Kiddo: For . . . her . . . peas . . . Me: It says "for her pleasure" but that's just for adults. Kiddo: Can I have a lollipop? Can we both have lollipops? I'm bored. Me: We will pick up the lollipops on our way out at the checkout. Can you tell Mama what's next on the list? Kiddo: . . . Cog soup? Me: Good guess! Cough syrup. And no, I don't know why gh says f in this particular case, letters do weird things. Let's go.
… cog soup.
#pharmacies are selling sex toys because they sell sexual health items#the fact that they don't have to be coy about it is a good thing as it denotes a huge advancement in our collective social maturity#which i am not about to have taken away by people who can't be bothered to explain things to their children#did you pop them out expecting to never have to think through what you're saying to them?#skill issue
You Americans are so weird. I got my first vibrator from a Kruidvat located basically next to the cash register, didn't even notice them until I was an adult. It's not a big deal.
Found the Dutch
"average person eats 3 spices a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spices per year (*cough* *cough* British). Spices Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
*spices Georg has entered the chat*
To be fair, I like sleeping on the top bunk so I have an advantage if someone comes into my room to kill me and I think L would too
I have the high ground, Light.
Why do I instantly recognize this as the Nerf Trilogy Shotgun that uses shells to shoot three darts at a time and autoejects spent shells when reloading?
