pandemi-disaster

header from pinterest, pfp edited picrew

[masterofspite]

hello! my name is Benji. they/it/xe. ≥18.

my header is from pinterest, i couldn't find a username to credit so if you know please send me an ask or dm.

my pfp is from the picrew linked at the bottom, edited onto the disability pride flag.

I really like Waterparks, AJR, Fallout Boy, Chappell Roan, Cavetown, Addison Grace, and Conan Gray

I'm currently most active in the Cult of the Lamb, Gameoverse and Slime Rancher fandoms but I'm also willing to participate in the Stardew Valley, Deltarune, Arcane, Genshin Impact, Cookie Run: Kingdom, Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun, and Percy Jackson fandom antics on occasion

I draw? Signature is ZEN bc reasons lol

EST time!! aka GMT-5 (:

I work with kids sometimes and that's the only tag I have other than my asks tag, kids is "kids are so kid" and asks is "asks wooo"

I have a small genderhoard so here's some more general terms I'll usually use for myself

I like them, others may not.

trans

transmasc

nonbinary

genderfluid

enby

masc-presenting

fem-presenting

lil guy

faggot/fag

butch

I am queer and that's the end of that

picrew i used for me pfp here!

Maddel Picrew

You can use this picrew as your profile picture or in any other way that isn't commercial. You can edit it slightly, like putting a color la

[rated-r-for-grantaire]

Happy 127th anniversary to the Newsies Strike!

[jenovacomplete]

a failed update from billion-dollar cybersecurity firm crowdstrike has crashed windows machines worldwide today (july 19th 2024), leaving everything from airport terminals to checkout machines to delivery apps to banks stuck with a blue screen of death. here's a screenshot from downdetector (au) to illustrate:

the issue appears to be with crowdstrike falcon, a form of antivirus software widely used in the corporate world -- with emphasis on the world. there have been reports from the us, uk, australia, germany, india, france, japan and more. places affected include (but are not limited to) supermarkets, banks, basically every airline, public transport networks, major broadcasters, emergency services, corporate offices, healthcare providers and stock exchanges.

(woolies pic via archiestaines9 on twitter; s3pirion; akothari. yes that is masahiro sakurai of smash bros fame)

emergency service lines are currently experiencing problems within the american states of alaska, arizona, indiana, minnesota, new hampshire and ohio. similar problems likely plague other areas of the world, they just haven't been reported on yet. australian emergency services are operating, and critical infrastructure remains stable. be sure to check in with the local news stations still online for more updates.

welcome to y2k............................. 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nick-nonya]

happy blue screen day to all who celebrate

[buniix3]

i still have hope he'll win look at that crowd

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 1 hour

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[prozdvoices]

i mean.......you know my vote ;)

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

yet another reason to vote senshi: his english voice actor is a valued tumblr citizen!!!!!!!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Does…

Does he know about this? Should I be scared?

[psych-is-the-name]

that IS his voice actor

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

…fuck

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[latetothesacrament]

Tiny Streamer Simon/Teacher Grace AU drabble based off of something that just happened to me (and yapping with @violetshovel, everyone say thank you for them adding the teacher voice idea, I cackled 🤣)

It's a rainy day so Simon is doing a nice cozy stream, jammy pants and everything. He goes off on a tangent about a figure he'd been looking for and found in a second hand shop recently but it's on a lower shelf just in frame so he crouches down to grab it. He didn't even crouch that quickly, but suddenly he feels the pants rip directly up his ass and the chat goes nuts.

"RIPPED LIKE WET PAPER"

"Can Papa Star fight???"

"Oh noooooo my steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery"

Simon is on the floor cackling because oh my god it really was like wet paper and he's (poorly) attempting to cover the rip with his hands because he's wearing some truly unfortunate galaxy print boxers.

Grace pulls out the teacher voice and says, "Hands and eyes off, that ass is mine and mine only"

Chat immediately is like "Sorry Papa Star" because he may be a sweetheart but that teacher voice is lethal.

The mods ask for a raise because of the sheer number of horny comments they had to delete

.....but in all seriousness RIP my jammy pants, I swear I thought they were sturdier than that

[idgabuck]

Lmfao 😭 rip the mods. You’re stronger than all of us 😩🫡

Also rip your pajama pants 😭🫡

But yes! I love the idea of Grace using his teacher voice on chat and chat behaves for the rest of stream because whenever your teacher would do that, my high school class would behave themselves 😭

[dogpuppy]

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

[qcharlie]

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

[masterofspite]

gang how do i tell if i got carpal tunnel from artfight (literally been drawing all day)

[stellemakesstuff]

A pretty bad day, Grace

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[neonshroudedgraves]

Bluesky asks Texas users to verify their ages, citing new app store law

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

[stevishabitat]

idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

☝️☝️☝️

[thememedaddy]

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

not autistic but one of the most relatable things ever

let me say my funny joke/10 hour Google slide presentation THEN we can talk about your dad killing the cows

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i just said i wasn't. checkmate

[starsoftheevening]

Okay so, I can't find the post that explained it really well, but I do have a cropped image From that post. Basically, people with autism can easily recognize the signs of autism in other autistic people. My autistic teacher said to me after I told her I was trying to get an autism diagnosis that she knew I had autism from day one. I have now been diagnosed and can Smell it on people. I have correctly guessed multiple of my friends as autistic, and I can tell you are too. In conclusion:

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

is it bad you're (at least) the fourth autistic person to tell me that

[lemin-the-gremlin]

I always assumed you already were diagnosed with autism. You don't go by "silly-little-arson-frog-official" unless your autistic. It's a dead give away that you're autistic.

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[byjove]

“when asked if she would perform a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran, Kamala did not say no” and Trump said he would bomb Iran out of existence without being asked. lol. typed it out and posted it on his own little social media site. why are you still doing the ‘Kamala was going to be the WAR president she LOVED WAR’ while the Trump White House is making plans to invade Cuba