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transjester64

Adding this from the comments...

maplemaplemaplemaplemaple

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personal soundboard for when i'm scrolling various social media websites

c-rowlesdraws

I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek

wagyusaichi

Guess who I saw today

c-rowlesdraws

WHAT THE HELL THERE'S SO MANY??

thestrawberryfool

It's easy to stay motivated to get outside and go places when Guillermo del Toro is walking behind you, pushing you forward with his psychic powers.

queer-as-city-folk

mothmanmothplan

I call this one "Wallace and Gromit go to Silent Hill".

spacehunter-m

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dat-soldier

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paper-mario-wiki

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charl0ttan

reposting because op was fash

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guooey

Guy eats a bug off the table during the snooker world championship

#i'm sorry but this is such a power move #and i fucking love it #engage in psychological warfare by eating a bug

mens-rights-activia

Cowboy Rap!

i-scan-your-poems

full scansion:

– ◡ – big ol butt – ◡ – cowboy slut – ◡ ◡ – looking at spurs – ◡ – makes me nut – ◡ – leather boots – ◡ – assless chaps – ◡ – give my big – ◡ – butt a slap ◡ – ◡ – and now you know ◡ – ◡ – the cowboy rap

metrical structure: Each line is a cretic foot (– ◡ –) but may also have an additional unstressed syllable (as in lines 3, 9, 10) rhyme scheme: AABA BCDCEC

#any time i see a fantastic internet gem of a song on tumblr #i know it's mens-rights-activia