Jesuswasbisexual

Just an anxious fujoshi ass stay

[incorrectbldrama]

Another set of posts cause my brain is rotting.

[silvandar]

Sad hours ChuGuo fic where it's just Chu Shuzhi contemplating life with the sun, and only at the end do you realise he's talking about life with Guo Changcheng

[sokkalore]

thank u season 1 and 2 for giving me screen caps that match this text post perfectly

[thealogie]

michael sheen IS bisexual like his first crush was a man and he said it himself he just hasn’t said the word bisexual

I don’t disagree I’m just saying imagine this whole summer except in addition to everything else he had tweeted like “as a bisexual man…” again none of our business I just think he’d have fun with the effect that would have on the internet

[ingravinoveritas]

I think he came pretty damn close with this tweet from two years ago...

[rodrickheffeley]

women stories matter

[maryoliveoil]

[frosla55]

LMAO

[nayters]

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

[lastoneout]

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

[fieldbears]

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.

[thememedaddy]

[aropride]

shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"

[aletheyass]

booktube bad but i love those "i read x so you don't have to" videos people who take psychic damage only to make a video dragging colleen hoover or whomever are so brave and selfless and i think we should acknowledge them as the heroes that they are

[illimitable-freedom]

Having a regular bedtime is healthy and all but it doesn't have the magic of reading until you fall asleep with an open book in your hands

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

THE YOINKENING

[monky]

im sorry i literally cannot get this out of my head since last night

[ultramanzer0]

this is for you melinda 😔 ✊i hope you like it 🥺🎵they ought to teach 🧑‍🏫 this in school 🧐its not ❌ always cool 🥶 to be cool 😎what⁉️ (what❓)they 🫵 try to play 🎲 you for a fool 🥴like 💭 you see a girl whos unique 😲 its a treat 😃 cause shes sweet 🙂and she always seems to knock 💥 you off your feet ☺️you wanna say hey 👋 but you dont 🙁 (you dont 🙍‍♂️)your mom says tell her how you feel 🤒 but you wont 🙅‍♂️cause youre just too cool 🧊 to tell her truly ✅that your feelings are gettin unruly 💢 dont try and school me 🚫so she passes you by 🚶‍♀️ in the hall wayyoure staring at the wall 👁️👁️ tryina play 🤾‍♂️ while i sayyeah youre cool 😏 (what❓ 😨)really cool 🥶 just like ice ❄️ (ice❗)but you did nt real ize you never 😔 get this chance twice 2️⃣so youre busy playing cool now shes gone 😢 (shes gone 😩)gone unto a nother 🧍‍♂️ while i sing my funky song 🎶 i never passed up the chance 🤬i know this story 📖 seems long 😴 but when i know 🤔 the time 🕰️ is right for me 🤙 and you 🫵 i justflame on 🔥 flame on 🎆and on 👆 and on 👆 and on 👆 (flame on 🔥 flame on💥) (yeah 👊)flame on 😱 and on 😤 and on 🥵 and on 🥵 and on 🥵flame on 🔥 (i just flame on 😔 👊)🎵keep calm 🧘‍♂️ everyone 🫡don't panic 🗯️FLAME ON 👿w… ww whats happenin 😨we're sinking‼️ 👇into the center 🔥 of the earth 🌎

[dawn4ngel]

[uncomfortablecliche]

i’ve literally been here the whole time

[okruee]

this is so periodtrackerappcore of them

[letthebookbegin]

[memeuplift]

[danielhowell]

DAN AND PHIL AND CATS 2024

Hello furry friends.

It is true. The sequel to the fabled canine calendar is here.. and this time we’re feline fine! (i am so sorry)

Presenting - the Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar

Taking the strong theme of 80’s awkward family photos and the world’s ugliest sweaters to the next level - this is a full 12 month calendar each with its own dreamy retro concept photo, accompanied by a cute kitty (or two!). 

Why not mark August with Soft-prom Dan and Phil?

Or celebrate spooky season with angsty vampire Dan and Phil?

This may be the single best thing we’ve ever created in our lives. The sheer power of the aesthetic is only matched by the aura of cats, that honestly were only there to be stroked, sleep and eat and barely acknowledged our existence.

If you want to see the making of the calendar we uploaded a BTS vlog here: https://youtu.be/ZBzitn5_OUg

Shoutout to our brilliant artist photographer Linda Blacker.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL - in case you wanted something to keep you warm we also have the:

Legalise Catboys Sweater

A soft grey sweater featuring Dan and Phil as Catboys working at a café. A political slogan, a rallying cry. What does this message mean? Whatever the world needs it to.

And yes, if Americans buy it from the US shop it will incorrectly be spelled Legalize. You strange United Z'ers Z'ing up our language.

The Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar, and LegaliZZZE Catboys Sweater are available right now!

Worldwide: http://danandphilshop.com USA: http://us.danandphilshop.com

Thank you for all of your support in this comeback era of DAPG, together we are truly healing the world and the miscellaneous trauma of the last few years and the vibes are at an all time high. We hope you are all excited for the festive season! My what content awaits.

Love Dan and Phil