love like you

am adult

[fuckthewounded]

Does anyone . Want to hang out

[fuckthewounded]

can i come over and act weird in your presence

[glowcowboy]

bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough

[mihai-florescu]

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[jabberwockyface]

Handful of Anastasias 💕

[mousegirlheart]

but we stay squeaky :3c

but we stay squeaky :3c

but we stay squeaky :3c

BUT WE STAY SQUEAKY!!! :3ᴄ

[snyggvur]

enough about my guts

it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

on it boss!

[habbadax]

Took a wrong turn somewhere

[orcboxer]

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

[cardiac-ossification]

[the-punforgiven]

[spacey-daydreams]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[h0useofw0lves]

i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec

[h0useofw0lves]

it was like this

[potholefullofsoup]

found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy

[argumate]

but how can I do this five minute task if I'm leaving in thirty minutes

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

I'll do you one better: but how can I do this five minute task if I'm leaving in two hours

[depsidase]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[woolandflax]

[pepsiprincesa]

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

[roslips]

There’s people who have war in their countries

[pepsiprincesa]

and i have a blunt with no pepsi 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[insomniac-arrest]

whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole

[insomniac-arrest]

[necer0s]

I cannot believe that the company running this Titanic tours thing is actually called OceanGate. It’s like they pre-packaged a PR disaster.

[pengychan]

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

[pengychan]

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

[catasters]