I need help reacting to something.

Garden-variety nerd, mathematics lecturer, and lover of puns, the cheesier, the better.

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[truckslop]

they did top surgery on a grape

[gazeldhazel]

(spent too long on Tumblr voice) actually the status quo is okay! It's okay to be the status quo! you don't have to be anything besides the status quo! #statusquoaffirmation #statusquosafe

[thundergrace]

that's hot

[introvertathome]

The rest of the US is in a horror movie meanwhile NYC is getting sunshine and rainbows and free puppies

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

making this post ruined my life

[kriosv]

[weirdmageddon]

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

[saltedume]

[muzzlesbian]

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[imjunebitch]

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

[nayohme]

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

[nayohme]

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

[mathandcookies]

Just had to block someone I followed because they started posting weird AI torture porn videos and pictures of guys being given a last cigarette or meal before they were to be killed in some gruesome way. The hell am I even doing on this website anymore?

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[xylophonetangerine]

[witemglitch-deactivated20260709]

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

[sanrio-stud]

[gragam]

happy mothers day