Who Cares

| Wyatt | 27 | He/Him |

[doorstoplord]

“Describe homestuck” is a weird question, because you can describe the overarching plot but not the weird branches it shoots off into

Like, “Homestuck is about a reality altering video game that comes about at the end of every world that, if beaten, allows the players to become gods of the next world. we follow four kids from our world who play it, the aliens from the previous game that made our world, and a ‘reboot’ game that comes about when ours fails.”

And then someone asks about how the fuck Betty Crocker plays into it and you don’t fucking know how to answer without a goddamn essay

[roach-works]

giving someone a quick, offhand summation of homestuck like it didn’t consume at least three years of your life:

THEY ASK A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION:

[anistarrose]

Griffin to Magnus in the first episode: “If a fucking skeleton rips your arms off, you’re not gonna be like, ‘But then, a dragon comes out of my knife, and it was there the whole time and he loves me!’” 

also Griffin, sixty-six episodes later: don’t worry Taako, this is the part where your lich sister comes out of your umbrella to save the day because she was there the whole time and she loves you

[bad-comic-art]

how many liner pens died for this….

Cable #75 (2000) art by Rob Liefeld

[hyyteli]

I just had to see how tiny his eyes really are under all that mess

[actuallyadyke]

Decided to keep editing the rest of the face lines out

[jinglecats]

What if we went deeper.  smoother.

[bad-comic-art]

[tortoisesandcrystals]

Benedict Cumberbatch

[cyberexgirlfri3nd]

[cyberexgirlfri3nd]

It’s the way he has all the receipts for me

[emiko-matsui]

monster factory is actually revolutionary because it's a big brother watching his little brother playing video games which has never happened before in the history of video games

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

penis katana

[lolt64]

and getting caught in the rain

[manslaughter]

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

[gayvian]

why does the burger king app have quests

[sasugay]

i dont consider myself a religious person, but even i have to acknowledge that sasuke is out there

[dhampir-dyke]

you know what? I'm sick of double standards. wheres the gamer guy bathwater?

[dhampir-dyke]

oh, right.

[carnival-phantasm]

Holy shit

[carnival-phantasm]

Welcome to the Year of a Powerful Rat:

Charles Entertainment Cheese

[transastra]

[simfreakk]

[unclefather]

me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?

my daughter with full confidence: 

[unclefather]

me: 

[radroller]

[dojacat]

Me at Subway

[henstomper]

sir would you like your dr pepper with or without pulp

[snuh]

[tirehaus]